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slap the piss out of the head of the family

a slang term for taking a wizz or urinating
Brian had to pee, so he told everyone that it was time to slap the piss out of the head of the family
by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007
mugGet the slap the piss out of the head of the familymug.

who pissed out your birthday candles?

only the greatest saying to procede with the action of pissing someone off
britttany: dude just shut the fuck up! i dont want to fucking talk to you!!!
renee: who pissed out your birthday candles?
by shitoutmyass April 22, 2010
mugGet the who pissed out your birthday candles?mug.

black out piss

when someone drinks too much and passes out and pisses in their bed.
Whoa my boyfriend drank too much whiskey last night and pulled a black out piss this morning!
by kahoutek July 7, 2009
mugGet the black out pissmug.

pissing the shit out of me

when a person irritates you so much
Felix was on the computer again, he is "pissing the shit out of me"
by eric quackstein February 16, 2012
mugGet the pissing the shit out of memug.

all pissed out

Bedding, stuffed chair, sofa, car seat and the like ruined by leaked urine from an incontinent user.
I seated myself in the movie theater, then said to my date, “Honey, this seat stinks; it’s all pissed out!”
by Be Bop a Lula December 11, 2021
mugGet the all pissed outmug.

Taped Up and Pissed Out

The situation you might in end up in after you have a vasectomy. Dick taped to your stomach and piss all over yourself.
After his vasectomy Mike realized his dick was taped up and pissed out. His nurse was hot so he was embrassed.
by El5enor August 6, 2018
mugGet the Taped Up and Pissed Outmug.

piss out

Colloq. a probable result of settling for short term with little or no regards for the future.
Not that I'm trying to give any advice or anything but you need to think about staying in the military because if you don't you'll piss out.
by mention with intention May 14, 2023
mugGet the piss outmug.

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