1. Pirates are way cooler than ninjas.
2. You must wear full pirate regalia to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster properly.
2. You must wear full pirate regalia to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster properly.
by Myc August 18, 2005
by JuggaloninjaWizard April 28, 2016
by nott mee January 17, 2011
When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye. Then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate.
by Names_M October 10, 2005
"Before the Grilled Cheese Wizard ($49.95), every time I tried to make a sandwich, I would piratically decapitate myself. But now, I enjoy golden brown cheese every day! Thanks, Grilled Cheese Wizard!"
by ihadto March 20, 2009
Bob: Wow, that's the fourth guy she's hooked up with this week.
John: I'm not surprised. She's a pirate.
John: I'm not surprised. She's a pirate.
by Thoxis May 21, 2019
by RheAnna June 06, 2005