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Pissel

This is an ancient word dating back to... blimey, must be 1981! Anyway, enough reminiscing!
I believe the meaning to be the crossing of wee strains that go all over the toilet edge, or seat if you didn't put it up.
This was until recently limited to men, but I have discovered, much to the horror of you ladies out there, that Pissel does and can occur when you go too! Round the front of the toilet seat where it must deflect off the pan or something.
Mum: look at this mess!
Boy: what? I can't help it, it's just my pissel

Girl: you've pissed all over the seat again!
Bloke: No I haven't.
Girl: There's piss all over the front of the seat?!
Bloke: That's you you silly girl, it's your pissel
by scoobontheedge March 10, 2008
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pieser

The act of busting a nut all over the place because a girl(or often times a man) touched you in the slightest way, and you got excited because you never get any.
Andrew pulled a pieser the other day when STD Debbie walked by and accidentally brushed against him.
by pias30317 July 24, 2007
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Preselection is a principle which dictates that women are more attracted to men that seem attractive to other women. So now because your girl 'selected' you, you must be a good mating choice.
In order to leverage the power of preselection you need to demonstrate that you are preselected by other women. Such as telling beautiful women stories of how you banged other beautiful women.
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A Piesexual is someone who is sexually attracted to pie
Boss: can you fill out this form
Guy: ya... um boss under sexual preference is their a check box for piesexual
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A white trash woman's dog who shits everywhere the woman goes and constantly smells like eggnog
Stupid frock pisella why won't he just go away
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Quella tipa è pisellabile

That girl is dickable
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Piesexual

A person who prefers the more "curvy" woman, someone who lives under the (arguably false) pretense that "Big is Beautiful".
Ross: So, you hear the news? Dave is dating Chunky Kim.

Spike: Really?

Ross: Yup, official since last week.

Spike: I always knew he was a piesexual.
by KrazyBlades October 4, 2008
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