mastering physics

verb and/or noun: the process of demoralizing aspiring science majors by the keepers of the knowledge who devised such a tool.

Doublespeak.

Punishing students for trying to learn by making homework become a graded quiz rather than a learning tool, and consequently depriving them of time to actually learn by keeping them preoccupied with ambiguous and gramatically incorrect descriptions and questions.

I am your professor, and you will be mastering physics. Mwahahahaha!!!!

So what do you have for homework today? Mastering physics . . . FML.

by kreeper211 May 11, 2009

ap physics

Proof that Satan exists. Who else could be behind the torture that is AP Physics?

In AP Physics, the class average on the last test was 55.

by h8physics October 4, 2004

Physics Soup

A big ol’ steaming bowl of equations. The type of soup you just can’t stop eating. Side effects include: throbbing headaches, confusion, acceleration towards the center of the Earth at 9.8 m/s/s

“Oh boy, I can’t wait for another bowl of physics soup!” Graham exclaimed as he entered the classroom.

by PhysicsGraham December 1, 2021

bethesda physics

when playing fallout 3 and you shoot someone/thing in the foot and due to the massive overpressure in the armor or skin builds up and releases in a completely unrelated part of the body ie: shot in the foot and the head and arm fly off

DUDE1: i totally shot that raider in the hand and his legs shot off

DUDE2: i know i do it to super mutants all the time gota' love bethesda physics

by mkoas321 June 6, 2011

Face vs. Physics

To get hit by a flying object in the face,the reason its

" Vs. " is that it's a contest or challenge, if you get hit and take pain , you win , if you scream or yell you lose but it can be just a saying when someone face planted somewhere.

Victim: * falls * Ow!
Person: dude are you ok?

Victim: ahh! Yeah.
Person: dude, Face Vs. Physics!
Victim: Lol! Ha!

by FistOfJusticeTV March 1, 2015

ap physics 1

AP F=ma with all conceptual problems and never any actual numbers.

eg
"I brought my calculator to the AP Physics 1 Test"
"HA you have no power here!"

by LamentApriDuo May 14, 2015

phascist

(n.) An obsessive phanatic of the jam band Phish who becomes offended, enraged, or irritated by anyone who is not obsessed with Phish or similar jam bands, such as the String Cheese Incident. These fans may even turn violent in some cases, grabbing critics of Phish by the collar and threatening to "kick the shit out" of them. Most phascists are actually young and attend middle school or high school, as most wiser, more mature Phish phans should know that listening to Phish and then threatening to punch some one is hypocritical, to say the least. Phascist will usually refuse to believe anything negative about their favorite jam band, and are often ex-"punks" or ex-"metalheads" that somehow believe Phish has "rock" or "punk" connections (Apparently, this is to make it appear that Phish is not the hippie band that it is stereotyped .)
Any Phish phan that smokes PCP or does any drugs harder than acid is probably a phascist. Yes, it sounds strange, but phascists do indeed exist. Beware.

Phascist: "Yo, this Phish song is the phuckin' shit, man."
Some Guy With Hemorrhoids: "Yeah, it's alright, I guess."
Phascist: "WHAT THE PHUCK DO YOU MEAN, 'IT'S ALL RIGHT?!!' ARE YOU PHUCKING OUTTA YER MIND, YOU PHUCKING PIECE O' SHIT?!! IT'S THE PHUCKING SHIT, MAN!! IT'S THE PHUCKIN' SHIT!!! GET THE PHUCK OUTTA MY CAR, YOU PHUCKIN' GAY MOTHERPHUCKER!!!"

Another Phascist: "Yo, this song is phuckin' rockin', dude. This song is phuckin' phunky as shit, y'know."
Another Guy With Hemorrhoids: "I don't know, I always have trouble listening to Phish on a CD player. They're so much better live."
Phascist (Grabs Hemorrhoid Guy and throws him up against wall): "WHAT THE PHUCK DID YOU JUST SAY, YOU PHUCKIN ASSHOLE PUSSY!! YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT PHISH, YOU MOTHERPHUCKER?!! I'LL KICK YOU'RE PHUCKING ASS!!!"

Last Guy With Hemorrhoids: "Yo, did you guys hear that one of those hippie Phish dudes got beat up by Hell's Angels for taking suggestive pics of a little girl?"
Phascist: "NO!!! THAT NEVER HAPPENED!! THAT NEVER PHUCKIN' HAPPENED!! THAT'S A PHUCKIN' LIE!! YOU PHAGGOT, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!! THAT NEVER HAPPENED, YOU PHORGET THAT HAPPENED, YOU HEAR ME?!! I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM GOIN' TO PHUCK YOU UP!!!"

by CommonSense7 June 17, 2006