Poophoria

That euphoric feel after taking the perfect poo

John: yo. Why do you look so happy bro?

Peter: poophoria

John: well, shit

by Monkeybum December 15, 2015

Phonophobia

The phobia or fear of loud noises. This case is extremely rare and affects 1 in 6.5 of adults

Alexa: hey are you scared of fireworks

Keira: yea I have phonophobia

by Keiradahuman November 5, 2019

Phobophobia

A fear of fear itself. A real phobia.

Bob had Phobophobia, so when he found out, he entered a comatose state and imploded into a black hole

by Supertrain12 December 20, 2019

popophobia

Having a fear of the police or any officer of the law.

Hey man, I would go with you to the police station, but I can't because I have popophobia.

by jacobymin June 12, 2007

poorphobia

the fear of poor people. most rich snobs have some sort of poorphobic disorder.

hobo: "spare some change?"

rich snob: "ohh my get away form me you filthy hobo"

hobo: *not another asshole with poorphobia"

by paulsgay January 25, 2011

IHOPhobia

The fear of going to IHOP and having your meal stolen by a pirate swinging on a rope, screaming "TREASURE!"

youtube.com/watch?v=R1ha2-EWPPM
One of my friends online can't bare to watch this commercial due to his IHOPhobia.

by AlphaCananogram June 2, 2007

Philophobia

Fear of being in love.

X: "Man, have you seen what people do when they're in love? They do all sorts of stupid, embarrassing stuff usually for no reason what-so-ever. People who are scared of being in love are not strange at all, they're just sensible."
Y: Oh...Sure! They have Philophobia."

by rperazag June 26, 2010