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Pony Ass

A female backside that resembles a young pony. Characteristics include but are not limited too: a rounded butt, firm muscular legs, a confident walk that could be categorized as a strut, and tight athletic wear. This term specifically refers to the shape and physical fitness of the female backside in question and does not only include the butt. It encompasses the entire region from the belly button to the ankles. The term also implies that one would like to 'ride' the Pony Ass.
Attractive young female power walking.
Me: Damn, look at that!
Friend: That is one hell of a Pony Ass!
by Pony Ass May 5, 2014
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One horse pony

Someone who is probably smarter than Joe Biden
Joe Biden: Yes, yes, and yes. God love you man, you’re a one horse pony. Thank you!
by neverwrittenword December 23, 2020
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Sparkle Pony

A high maintenance person at the Burning Man Festival who is unprepared for the harsh camping environment and becomes a burden to their camp-mates.
Burner #1: "Can you believe that Sparkle Pony over there brought 60 costumes but only 2 gallons of water and some ramen noodles?"

Burner#2: "Yeah. They asked me where the food court was located."
by InsertCoolNameHere February 18, 2010
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I want a pony

A sarcastic/snarky reply, used mostly when someone says "We want a..." followed by a very hard/impossible request.

The short form of saying "It would probably be neat, but it's just NOT possible."
"We want a copy protection solution that's 100% unbreakable."

"Yes, and I want a pony."
by JustPassingThrough December 19, 2008
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dog faced pony soldier

(noun) - So I know this is a dictionary, but I don't really know what this means. You could ask Biden, but I'm not sure he knows either. Apparently its an insult?
Biden called that student a dog faced pony soldier to try to insult her however all the crowd did was laugh at him.
by $lapaho March 6, 2021
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Dog faced pony soldier

Something a moron or idiot says after receiving an unexpected answer to a question
idiot: have you ever been to a caucus?
woman: Yes.
idiot: No you havent. Youre a lying "dog faced pony soldier"
by iambrandon46 July 13, 2022
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Best Pony

Used in the following format to proclaim one's personal favorite pony (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic):

"insert pony name here is best pony."

This simple term is used anywhere and any time a MLPFIM fan is enthused by a particular pony. These comments tend to appear most in forums, message boards, and Youtube video comments. Some situations:

-A pony does something impressive or amusing in the show.

-A fan's favorite pony merely appears and/or speaks in an episode (Derpy Hooves is the best example).

-A pony displays an unusual tendency and wins the approval of a viewer (for example, the normally timid Fluttershy appears to beat the shit out of a bear).
-A fan simply prefers one pony to all others and wants to make it known.

It is up to the individual fan to decide which pony is best, as the statement is highly personal, but some ponies (usually Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash) are labeled as best more often than others. Also, this term is not always absolute, as some will use it to merely display an increase in the approval of a pony, and will thus apply it to multiple fillies and colts.
Aaron: Hey Mike, what happened in last night's episode Luna Eclipsed?

Mike: Well Princess Luna returned and could not stop yelling when she tried to talk. Eventually Fluttershy helped her and...
Aaron: FLUTTERSHY IS BEST PONY.
by Dr. Dick Delaware November 11, 2011
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