Phil swift

it even works under water

phil swift here with flex tape slap it on my but

by voicetrollz September 18, 2019

Phil Swift

Phil is love, Phil is life.

Phil Swift is the supreme lord.

by 24dogeman24 November 29, 2019

Phil Sampson

Oldish man, rides a bike to school with a flashy reflector on it. Makes fun of everyone, gets made fun of. Needs a haircut.

"Did you see Sampson riding his bike to school this morning?"
"No, but I saw some weirdo with a flashy reflector, he really needed a haircut too."

by someone really tight April 19, 2005

phil smith

A man who is known as glory hole or GH for short

Phil Smith sick sucks dick in a GH

by blip1111111111111 November 21, 2013

Phil swift

The man who made the internet

Phil swift heroically tried to save the titanic with his flex tape and glue! But did not succeed

by Griminatar June 27, 2019

Phil Swift

the all mighty lord, savior, and protector of flex tape

All hail the mighty Phil Swift.

by pesdrftgyhjk,ol October 30, 2018

Phil swift

He can patch, bond seal and repair anything

I need to Phil swift a wall right now

by dudperfect October 15, 2018