phaghot

this is when you feel too rude to say Faggot, phaghot is more for your dumb friends that you love to pieces aka terms of endearment.

hey fuckhead are you goin out tonight or are you going to be a phaghot all your life

by KrystinThaBoSs August 15, 2011

phagocytoastis

the ingestion of toast by an amoeba, a variation of phagocytosis.

It was not I who stole the toast from the toaster, it was an amoeba, he phagocytoastisized it!

by Turniptree November 16, 2011

Phagurt

A Phagurt is a person, usually male, who dresses somewhat Gay-like but claims to be straight.

My friend Jorge dressed very gay and fruity, I know he is straight but I'm sure he is a phagurt.

by BurnedRose May 31, 2013

Phangirl

A person who is in love with both danisnotonfire (Dan Howell) and AmazingPhil (Phil Lester)

Usually, they also ship them.

Phangirl 1- Omg did you watch the new DanAndPhilGAMES video????
Phangirl 2: Omg yes! Dan pulled a Heart Eyes Howell!

by Phanasaurion October 23, 2015

Phaggle

A person who is annoying as hell, or a douche.

Wow, that kid Dustin Fleming is SUCH A PHAGGLE.
Or
I hope I never turn out to be like that phaggle JASON EONI.

by Dustin Fleming October 17, 2011

Phaganism

A term or phrase characterized by nonsensical comments uttered by someone who commonly misuses and abuses ideas and beliefs that have become common knowledge

Some common Phaganisms are: "anything under 100 dollars is free", "re-occuring current occurances", "ruples do not exist", "such ridiculously short arms for such a rediculously large body", "catroner", "check-weigher check-weigher"

by Sanofi Packaging 2nd Shift June 28, 2008

Phagogenesis

A predatory organism that reproduces using the genetic material of its prey

Guy: Have you heard about that ant species discovered?

OtherGuy: Yeah, I heard it reproduces through Phagogenesis... scary to think about

by CRAMM1T_ December 4, 2020