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parentertaining

what you do when your parents come to town and you have to show them around. includes visiting botanical gardens, nodding when they point at things in shop windows that you can't get "back home", and steering them away from drug-addled bums.
mate i can't come to the pub this afternoon, i'm parentertaining.
by hotshirt October 29, 2009
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Perimeter Check

An exploratory wipe applied to the b-hole adjacent zones to discover any fecal splash-back caused by diarrhea or violent poops.
Diarrhea oftentimes calls for a perimeter check.
by cmgc July 15, 2020
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First Presenter's Advantage

The supposed grading advantage of a student that has been scheduled or volunteered to present an oral presentation first (i.e. before anyone else). This comes from the assumption that as the teacher critiques each report, he/she grades the later ones with increasing scrutiny until the last student is doomed to a mediocre grade if the report is any less than perfect (this student has the Last Presenter's Disadvantage).
Jack: "Dude, how did Gracie get a better grade than me? Her voice was like a dying cow and she completely left out Lincoln's involvement in the Civil War."

Danny: "She had the First Presenter's Advantage, man. Plus, yours kind of sucked anyway."
by Paylardo November 21, 2009
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2 Percenter

A student at Texas A&M University who does not participate in traditions or participates only to a certain point.
Sitting during a football game, leaving early, not uncovering during yells, does not go to events such as Silver Taps and Muster, basically sits around in their dorm all day and does not get involved. A 2 percenter can do any one of these or sometimes all of them
by Redass2013 October 5, 2009
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five-percenter

the 5% are those with knowledge of self (the unignorant) who try to educate the ignorant 85%
while there is also the 10%, who have some knowledge of self, but use it to exploit the 85%
"yo son, let's go hustle that nigga"
"naw son, i ain't no 10 percenter, lets go educate that nigga"
"aw shit, you ain't nothin but a 5 percenter"
by theillgod April 25, 2005
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Perimeter

A nickname for the expressway (I-285) that circles the city of Atlanta. It is one of the main highways people use to get around metro Atlanta.

The abbreviations ITP and OTP are used to define whether someone lives Inside the Perimeter (inside/close to the city of Atlanta), or Outside the Perimeter (in an outlying suburban area).
I live outside the Perimeter. There's no way I'm getting stuck in traffic for hours just to pick you up!
by ANFjon20 May 3, 2008
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pereterror

The overwhelming anxiety that a parent feels when their child goes missing.
Sociopath Casey Anthony showed no pereterror when her daughter Caylee disappeared.
by f0rTyLeGz December 23, 2008
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