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peridiot

period+idiot.

When you use the term periodt in a conversation with an idiot.
Peridiot b*tch
by Pridot June 7, 2020
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periodism

When you have a random hatred for someone then find out your periods are out of sink! this could be natural or just a reason to hate someone!
The periods must be out of sink for at least 5 days to be an official periodism
when you really hate someone then find out that you have out of sink periods! periodism!
by Tobias Hartley March 26, 2012
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Periodic table of awesomeness

Much like the periodic table of elements, but the elements are replaced with awesome things, and the name is changed to something much more awesome
Schools should stop teaching kids about the periodic table of elements. It is much more important that students learn all about the periodic table of awesomeness.
by qazxsw 13 January 24, 2013
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Periodical

When a girl is pmsing due to her-time-of-the-month.
Man, you must be periodical or something, because your acting really bitchy.
by jojo_my_mojo December 9, 2008
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periodic pump-handle pacification

Refers to da playful vigorous arms-bobbing dat you smilingly give a small child (usually a boy, but a fairly-sturdy girl may enjoy this, as well) every so often during a visit to his folks' residence, whenever he comes around wanting a little attention. Usually a few seconds of grabbing his hands and shaking his arms up and down while making "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh!" sounds will happily satisfy him for at least a short time; usually he will patter off and play again, and then you can continue conversion with his parents for a while until he scampers back to you for another "helping".
I always love giving little kids generous doses of periodic pump-handle pacification as a way to keep them satisfied and entertained while I'm engaged in other activities... it's totally fulfilling and attention-giving for them, it's a great way of bonding with them, and it's 100% calorie-free --- i.e, I never get in trouble with their parents for giving them candy or for "feeding them rich snacks before supper" which would make them less hungry for whatever blander-tasking health-food that their parents want them to chow down on instead.
by QuacksO December 7, 2019
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periodiccia

Periodiccia helped me ace my chemistry exam - I recommend it!
by QuackerDeezles March 19, 2021
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Periolic

When a girl (or even guy) is soo stessed out or pissed off its like they are on their period even though there not.
guy: u wana go out some time?
Girl: piss of u fuking creep..(walks away)
guy (to his mate): what the fucks her problem
guys freind:dam fool tht bitch was totally periolic
by Nebky March 5, 2009
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