Period of Enlightenment 

The brief stretch of time just after a good morning shit, coinciding with ones morning coffee kicking in, that is characterized by peak mental illumination and a deep sense of physical bliss.

Jake waltzed out onto the deck, took a deep breath of the crisp morning air, plopped down in a recliner, kicked his feet up over the deck railing, clicked open the e-magazine on his iPad, took another sip of coffee, gazed off into nothingness, and sighed deeply as he entered his period of enlightenment.

Period of Enlightenment by SpacemanSpiff1969 October 15, 2012

a prison period 

If an inmate has rectal bleeding from some misadventure with other inmates, he is on his prison period.

That loud mouth, new boy is on a prison period!

a prison period by I, Wreckerrr November 28, 2020

Period Poo 

When your bestie agrees with you.

Yessss girl period poo

Period Poo by StrawberryGlow February 9, 2022

Period Crush 

A temporary crush on a person while on your period.

Person 1: "Do you still like him?"
Person 2: "No, it was just a period crush."

Period Crush by howaboutyes March 17, 2014

Blue Period

The depressed stage in an artist's work. Work from a period in which the artist was depressed.

"These are my sunflowers, this is my bunny and those pictures of me slitting my wrists... those are from my blue period"

Blue Period by luke skyballer October 5, 2009

Lame Duck Period 

Period after a break up where you're looking for a new babe.

Dude 1: Bro are you still with Jessica?
Dude 2: nah dude, she broke up with me last week, I'm in the lame duck period

Lame Duck Period by lockenload23 July 10, 2016

Myspace Waiting Period 

The three-day period in which you wait before adding someone on myspace who you have just met.

I knew that Christina had a myspace, but i've never met her. I just met her today so I have to wait out the myspace waiting period.

Myspace Waiting Period by Kavoen October 27, 2007