THE PERFECT SHIT

Every once in a while everyone experiences the perfect Brown Trout. It's rare but a real thing of beauty. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fart-less masterpiece that breaks the water with the splash-less grace of an Olympic high-diving champion. You use the toilet tissue to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right in the world and that you are in perfect harmony with it.

no farts or splash back, thats the perfect shit!

by BRETT THE HITMAN HOLT June 21, 2012

Perez Hilton

A limey, hypocritical, intolerant, flaming homosexual prick who needs to be wiped off the face of the earth.

What's that ugly thing sitting over by the dumpsters?

Oh, that's just Perez Hilton

by DIEPEREZHILTON April 21, 2009

perfect kirby

A cool violent flash seires by J&R

look at kirby shoot the hench-men, then pwn Neil

by Corenthos March 4, 2005

Perfect Girl

A perfect girl is a girl who you think is the most gorgeous/ beautiful girl you have ever met. Someone who has changed you and made me a better person. She has the best sense of humor out of everyone you know and she has the greatest personality that can brighten your day at the click of a button. Her smile can make you smile every time you see it even when you are just not in the mood to speak to anyone. She has a body that you love no matter if she is skinny or fat. You find her eyes to be the most beautiful out of everyone else's. She is the type of girl where you don't have the struggle to not stare at her body. Her face is the part of her body that you believe is the most important part and you believe you should stare at at all times. To you she is so special because you care so much about her that even you find it crazy sometimes. You treat her the way every girl should be treated: like a true princess (but not spoiled). You will be there for her every time she is down and out and you will talk to her whenever you get the chance because you care so much. That is the true definition of a perfect girl.

I've known her for only 6 months, we aren't even dating, and I already think she is the most perfect girl I have ever met.

by mr.steven17 August 25, 2013

Perfect Week

7 days, 7 girls, how could it get any better?

Barney is 3 for 3 so far, on his way to a perfect week.

-From How I Met Your Mother

by HimymTV February 1, 2010

perfect now

a beautiful song by Louis Tomlinson for his album ‘walls’

joey: wow i love perfect now!!
keren: what’s that?
joey: it’s a song from walls..?
keren: huh?
joey: LOUIS TOMLINSON’S ALBUM GOD KEREN
GO STREAM IT RIGHT NOW.

by ObViOuSlY larries December 5, 2020

chance perez

Chance perez is a unique singer with a two year old (adorable) daughter named Brooklyn. He has an interesting quest ahead of him with his other band mates Brady, Sergio, Michael Conor, and Drew i know he will make it a give a great future and education to Brooklyn!

Chance perez is a loving and caring father for his daughter Brooklyn and has a bright joyful career in front of him!

by Faith.T October 3, 2017