pookey

Your horrifyingly gay friend.

Jim is my nigga pookey.

by Nipple Cleaver September 10, 2016

pookey bookey

A boyfriend who acts like a monkey.

pookey bookey dookey cookey

by AJ June 9, 2004

Pooker

Somebody who smokes weed, but smokes it wrong, & then to fit into his/her legit-high friends, acts that there high, if there a first time pooker, and don't know what high feels like, they can be a total give away that they are not high.

:Duuude! I see unicorns!,

:Uhhmmm, you can't hallucinate from this drug pooker!

by Dgshh June 23, 2011

pooker

Small, friendly, innocent creature (usually pink in colour). Has a tool implement instead of its left hand.

The eager Pooker rushed out onto the street and was hit by a car.

by Alex Sains February 18, 2004

Pookemoned

Another crass commercial exploitation of youngsters through the remodeling of old product trends to become a new product range.

Mary had a toy doll that was shred to pieces by a passing company executive. The pieces were pookemoned into a new product range that is manufactured in a sweatshop and sold at heavily marked up prices.

by Henry Beans February 4, 2009

POOKER

California slang (specifically Central Valley slang) for a Meth Smoker, Tweaker, etc. Anyone who looks spun out off of stimulants can be called a pooker. You can also use “pook” as a funny slang for meth, and “pooked” can mean “on one” or “spun out”

Look at that fuckn pooker over there all pooked out off the shit humping the fire hydrant.

We gotta get out the valley man, too many pookers.

by NoFeezy December 7, 2019

lukey pookey

a term of endearment for our silly little friends named luke

awh lukey pookey how are you today? are you still #delulu right now?

by lukey pookey May 18, 2023