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Scottdale, Pennsylvania 

A small hick town in southwestern Pennsylvania where everyone thinks that they are either professional athletes or rap on SoundCloud. All the old people claim it was a great town when they were kids, but they all have Alzheimer's from breathing soot from the coal ovens. The majority of 14 year olds are either smoker, knocked up or in a gang. Thely town where you can get blasted off coke with your uncle on a lawnmower. The cops are dicks, there is nothing to do, and if you think Mount Pleasant, Pennsylvania has trashy teenagers, come down the road to good old Scumdale and see for yourself.
Friend: Man I feel like I wanna drag race by Sheetz in Scottdale, Pennsylvania.
Me: Oh no you don't, nobody wants to get stopped by a Scottdale cop.

Newtown Square, Pennsylvania 

A township in Delco which is outside of Philadelphia. It is by far the most lopsided town in the entire state. In Newton, you are either one rich motherfucker living North of West Chester Pike, or you are a middle-class, blue collar family living South of it. If you grew up in this town, you either went to Saint Anastasia, or Paxon, and then Marple Newton High. Some people in this town are actually insane. No joke, we have had out run-ins with hostage situations. We love our culture. Everyone here is an Irish or Italian Catholic Republican. We take our CYO sports way to serious. If you want to find the best Newtown Square citizens, stop by your local Wawa, head to Nell, or go to the nighborhoods near Media Line Road.

Stop by, well love you or hate you!
Pete: I live in Newtown Square, Pennsylvania

John: I live in Brromall, Pennsylvania

Pete: Fuck off

St. Joseph the Worker School (Allentown, Pennsylvania)

1) HELL

2) MORE HELL

3) Makes you act less catholic than you were at the beginning

4) Teachers and staff do NOTHING about bullying and harassment

5) The uniforms suck

6) The kids there are arrogant, conceited, stuck-up little assholes

7) There was 1 teacher who was pretty awesome. Thanks Mr. Simcoe!! (They made him leave his teaching job after my class left)

8) You are just wasting $2,000 dollars a year (preschool, pre-kindergarten, and k-8) so about $22,000.

9) VERY SHITTY TEACHERS!

10) i'm low-key convinced that one of the staff/teachers was a pedophile

11) EVEN MORE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My friend: "You went to St. Joseph the Worker School (Allentown, Pennsylvania)???"

Me: "Yeah. It was a hell hole"

My friend: "I'm surprised you're alive!"

shenandoah pennsylvania 

The shit hole of all of America the place to get all ur bathsalts and meth
shenandoah pennsylvania by Kingstona December 28, 2016

shickshinny pennsylvania 

a town in pa that has a bunch of drop out low life insist druggies living in scumbag houses. and 13 14 year olds with incist babies. if u dont like scummers come to berwick

Shenandoah Pennsylvania 

A town in Pennsylvania that is half condemned, half burned, but full of meth-head Hispanics. The town economy is based on food stamps and government handouts. Trash litters every street as latin-American music can be heard on every street.
Shenandoah Pennsylvania is a crappy cesspool of Hispanics.