Penishurt

When your penis hurts, just as it says.

Fucking hell my penishurts

by Mortido August 3, 2008

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penisarufius

1.(n)merkin salesmen
2.(n)species of pubic lice that is native to Jesse McCall of Glastonbury, CT
3.(n) a duckbutter collector

1. I was shopping at Macy's and the penisarufius used high pressure tactics to sell me a merkin.
2. Bill contracted penisarufius from using Jesse's razor to shave his scrot.
3. DH is the penisarufius MVP for the 2003-2004 season.

by The Red Baron April 26, 2004

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Penisaurus

Meaning a very largely,ungodly,inhumane oversized penis.

ohh myyy god! screamed the whore,your penisaurus is so huge, im gonna give you a freebee tonight

by Djay December 14, 2002

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penisaur

See phallusaurus...

That looks like a penisaur to me

by Mahnahmahnah March 16, 2004

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penisacrobat

Somebody who has no friends and no life. somebody who stays at home every night and just plays with his penis all night long out of boredom. After several years of having nothing better to do than play with his penis, he starts gaining skills at playing with his own penis that he is now more than just a penisholder or a penisfolder, he is now a penisacrobat.

essentially, an even worse stage of penisfolder, a very shamefull thing to call somebody.

"dude u know that indian kid at our school who has an insanely fat stomach and a fat ass but skinny arms and legs and dresses like a retard?"
"yea"
"has he had any social interaction his entire highschool life?"
"ofcourse not, hes a fucking penisfolder"
naw.... hes a penisacrobat by now"
"haha, yea seriously what a loser..."

by sojournguysucks420 April 13, 2010

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