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defecult's pendulum

Function: noun

Etymology: Play on the famously abstruse novel Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco and its title's source, Jean Bernard Leon Foucault's pendulum, a simple pendulum suspended from a long wire and set into motion along a meridian. The plane of motion appears to turn clockwise in the Northern Hemisphere and counterclockwise in the Southern Hemisphere, demonstrating the axial rotation of the earth.

1. the moment of not knowing if poops are dangling or not after a sphincter-numbing bowl movement 2. confusion when the whirl of toilet flush snatches a still-dangling poop from one's anal. See also: defecult.
(BOB EXITS THE BATHROOM)
Sally: How'd it go in there? Defecult?
Bob: God, no. It was even worse this time... more like Defecult's Pendulum.
by Alana Post July 26, 2008
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Pendulum Pox

"Lisa kissed Susan last night!"
"Do you think she's coming down with Pendulum Pox?"
by Aldo A June 17, 2008
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The Pendulum

When a man puts his balls on your eyelids and slaps his cock against your face
Tirico: Damn Tanner really gave chody the pendulum.
Louie: thats the ultimate show of disrespect.
by tircmeister September 26, 2014
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pendulum

The act of a female that practices kegel exercises, kneels on top of a man, inserts his junk, squeezes, and picks him up. Then proceeds to swing him to and fro.
She might be a big ol girl, but she can pick up a Cummins Dodge with that shit like a pendulum.
by @$$LikeAJapaneseFlag October 31, 2011
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sexual pendulum

A sexuality that is very fluid or fluctuates often.

Imagine two perpendicular lines. One of them is a continuum between 100% asexual one one end and 100% hypersexual on the other end. The other line is a continuum between strictly homosexual on one end and strictly heterosexual on the other end. Their sexual preference falls in random spots respective to those two lines, as if you were to dangle a pendulum above them and swing it in a circle.
Some days, Sally feels asexual, but other days she feels hypersexual. Sometimes she likes girls, sometimes she likes boys, sometimes she likes nonbinary people, sometimes she does not prefer either of the two nor anything in between. Sally labels her fluid sexuality as the sexual pendulum.
by precious little lamb January 27, 2016
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Pendulum Penis

A potentially painful condition in which a male, often wearing boxers or no underwear, is walking or jogging and the testicles and/or flaccid penis repeatedly slaps against the inner thighs.
Jogger Chad: "Dude... ok, I gotta take a break here..."
Jogger Michael: "Aw, man come on... we got three miles to go."
Jogger Chad: "Dude... fucking got pendulum penis going on right now, k? Gimme a freaking break."
Jogger Michael: "For Christ's sake, you said that two minutes ago."
Jogger Chad: "Fuck off! I thought I had the testies of Papa Smurf last time I tried to tough it out... couldn't beat off for two days."
by Reman "Sidepiece" Johnsons October 29, 2009
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kapitza's pendulum

The periodic movement of the Indian male genitalia before engaging into Kamasutra-type sexual intercourse as part of the corresponding religious ritual.
Indian dude 1: "Why is Mittal standing naked in front of Ansa shaking left and right? Was the curry she made too spicy?"

Indian dude 2: "No, he is just getting ready to make love to Ansa using the kapitza's pendulum method as described in Kamasutra chapter 5."
by discodelyoso86 January 23, 2014
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