peninsula

Penis, external organ of a male

Man I really need some peninsula in my life its been a long time since I have gotten some.

by Redhot gurl April 19, 2009

Peninsulian

It is a person who has lived their entire lives on peninsulas.

He is a peninsulian.

by sil3ntd3ath December 21, 2010

gay peninsula theory

The theory that gay people in the United States enjoy living on this tips of peninsulas, which is quite possibly a subconscious phallic desire. For proof, look at three different cities: San Francisco, Provincetown, and Key West. All three are known for high percentages of gay residents, thriving gay tourism, and prominent gay pride parades; and all three are located at the tips of peninsulas.

Granted, Key West is technically part of an archipelago and not a peninsula, but US Route 1 connects the entire island chain to the mainland, so for practical intents and purposes, the keys form a peninsula.

No doubt uptight ignorant people will cry "homophobia" when they read this, but there is nothing offensive about gay peninsula theory.

by klopek007 March 14, 2010

Peninsula Pretty

A term used to describe a female who is seen as attractive, only within the confines of a particularly trashy area.

I always thought she was really pretty, but when I got out of this area and saw classy women, I realized she was only Peninsula Pretty.

by koalabearxo October 16, 2013

peninsulong nong

a word to describe a penis that is longer than 12 inches.

guy:honey give me a blow job
girl:ok...Damn!huge!Peninsulong nong!!!

by reethereeonmyree May 20, 2018

Peninsula Mouthwash

A glorified blowjob where the individual performs the act while, just after using mouthwash.

(A)"I heard you got head yesterday." (B) "Even better, she gave me a Peninsula Mouthwash." (A) "You lucky motherfucker."

by garythechair August 7, 2018

peninsula

A landmass surrounded by water on 3 sides and land on 1 this can also be called a Pennsylvania.

California is a peninsula or a Pennsylvania

by Danny Duna September 16, 2020