peef

To go into a hyper state in which the world doesn't matter, only what you're laughing about.

"Me and June peef all the time."
"You mean when you guys are rolling on the floor laughing about something stupid?"
"Yea, that's it!"

by s1a2r3a4h5 December 18, 2008

Peef

Penis Fart

Levergay can peef louder than anyone

by Katie Hauszell April 9, 2010

peef

A Cigarette, commonly used by douchnas in the 586.

Hey dude, can I bum a peef?

by AlyssaAnnAllen December 21, 2006

Peef

When a female queefs while peeing.

Dude, Margaret Thatcher was so shit canned she peef when she peed her pants.

Dawn peefs, like, every time she pees, it sounds like an airbag deflating.

When she was rolling balls last Saturday, Abby said peefing is the single greatest pleasure a human body can feel.

The hooker peef into my bathroom sink.

by Chairman Mao's Hit parade November 13, 2010

Peef

When you and your mates are beyond lean and you're just super peefed - blazed beyond definition.

Dude after that cross joint I'm so fucking peefed.

by mjwick October 19, 2015

Peef

A penis fart

like queef, but peef.

ex: "dude i keep peefing, should i go to a doctor?" "nah man, I peef all the time"

by sexycutegurl1046659 October 11, 2016

Peef

Flatulence from a penis.

Dude when I passed my kidney stone I totally peefed.

by DustinBHowe October 14, 2017