Shorthand for a "pee-fart", a peef is a fart that sneaks out when you go pee. While many will restrain their public urination to avoid embarrassment, painfully reducing their stream to a mere trickle, embracing the peef and letting it rip will result in a much better flow and an all-around more enjoyable experience. When executed properly, a peef will be accompanied by a lazy, droopy smile.
Before the duel of his life, D'Artagnan placed his sword against a tree, turned his back to the crowd, and untied his drawstring. The crowd stood by, at first hearing a only trickle, before D'Artagnag released his signature battle cry - the proud trumpet of a peef echoing through the woods. Some later claimed the smell of death in the air overpowered them that day, while others said it was a vast improvement over whatever D'Artagnan had had for dinner the night before.
by Peef-for-Peace August 18, 2020
Get the Peefmug. A ridiculous American or a ridiculous moustache.Even better, a ridiculous American, sporting a ridiculous tash.
The kind of moustache or human that collects biscuit crumbs, marmite and Guiness froth. Much admired and modelled by the boystown mincers of San Francisco. The Builder from The Village People is a also a prime example. A slightly comedic but ultimately sad indictment of US contemporary culture/society.
The kind of moustache or human that collects biscuit crumbs, marmite and Guiness froth. Much admired and modelled by the boystown mincers of San Francisco. The Builder from The Village People is a also a prime example. A slightly comedic but ultimately sad indictment of US contemporary culture/society.
-Jaysis- check out the Peef over there-yeh the one who is drinking Guiness by himself- wow! he's even wearing a yellow sweater and extra white trainers.
-yep-thats a Peef alright.
-yep-thats a Peef alright.
by Horse from IMBRFC May 17, 2006
Get the Peefmug. by pablolore1 September 1, 2020
Get the Peefmug. by Jessie Snow May 12, 2014
Get the Peefingmug. when a guy gets a blowjob and air gets blown into his penis and after the blowjob, his penis releases the air resembling a queef. Penis+queef= Peef
Holy crap! was that a peef?!?
by merrrman95 October 18, 2011
Get the Peefmug. by Cinderella-Man August 24, 2017
Get the Peefmug. "Me and June peef all the time."
"You mean when you guys are rolling on the floor laughing about something stupid?"
"Yea, that's it!"
"You mean when you guys are rolling on the floor laughing about something stupid?"
"Yea, that's it!"
by s1a2r3a4h5 December 18, 2008
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