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Topsy-pervy

When you Jerkoff upside-down so as to ejaculate in ones face.
It was a windy day so I gave myself a topsy-pervy.
by Dnice456 September 27, 2019
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Pervy

Someone who is perverted, always thinking about or trying to get sex.
Pervy was hittin on all the hoes last night!
by crazyfock November 7, 2003
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Peavage

Male crotch cleavage. When the penis and/or testicles are visibly outlined underneath one's clothing.
That guys peavage turns me on.
by Denise Barragan November 15, 2005
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Pervy Pete

Male who acts strangely with a weird aroma, who you believe to be on a government register.
"I’m sure I’ve seen that pervy pete on Crimewatch”



“Call the police I can’t find my baby and I’ve just seen pervy pete leave the building”





Pete: “if you want I’ll babysit for you tonight”

Normal Person: “Fuck off or I’ll stab you in the eye and get the old bill on you. And how the hell did you get into my house?”





Pete: “oh haven’t you got a cute kid”

Translation:” I’m gonna eat your baby”





Pete: “I’m in the mood for a good night out and a bit of romance”

Translation: “I’m gonna break into your house tonight, kill your cat and drink its blood and then rape your mum”





Pete: “I watched this really good documentary last night”

Translation: “I finally got that web cam working in your bedroom”





“Hey man did you just fart?”

“No, pete just came in”





Pete: “I love my mum”

Translation: “I keep her body under the bed





Pete: “Me and my dad get on so well”

Translation: “He taught me how to groom kids and not leave any evidence behind”





Pete: “Don’t you just love the smell of rain?”

Translation: “BATH TIME!”





Pete: “Hey luv its been 3 months since we started seeing each other, shall we go out and celebrate”

Girlfriend: “Look, I don’t know who you are or where you came from, I swear I won’t tell the police just please untie me and let me see my mum, I only went out for some milk”.


Pete: “I love Halloween”

Translation: “Chereece has her birthday on Halloween and there are lots of young kids wandering the street”
by Hob Knobs August 11, 2008
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Peaky blinders

Peaky blinders is a 6 season tv show set in 1919-1934. Its abt a gang called the peaky blinders given the name bc they sew blades into the Peaky of here hats and in fighte use the said blades to blind people. The main characters are the leaders of the peaky blinders the shelbys the main leader is thomas (tommy) shelby
Girl: omg have you seen Peaky blinders

Boy: no whats it abt
by Elizabeths June 26, 2022
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pervy

When Dennis did that strip-club-dance at the school, all the kids thought he was pretty pervy.
by MLIA2 February 8, 2010
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The Peay

short for Austin Peay State University, a regional college in Tennessee known for winning basketball teams and liberal arts students
Bobroy: Who do you think will win the Ohio Valley Conference this year?
Robroy: The Peay, of course.
Bobroy: No, I mean in football.
Robroy: Does the OVC have football?
by JKHero January 30, 2009
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