Pearl harbor

When you are home alone intentionally being anti- social, enjoying alone time most likely masturbating excessivley or scarfing down family size doritos and binge watching netflix with your phone off or just completley ignoring the outside world... Of course this level of euphoric living is always interrupted by obnoxious friends who just show up uninvited and change the outcome of your day. Its a hardcore sneak attack when you are least expecting it and has dramatic impact on your quality of life hence "pearl harbor".

Yea so i was watching the best porno on my new 70 inch in hd yesterday afternoon and mark totally pearl harbored me. Couldnt finish after that n was left with blue balls for the rest of the day. Brutal

"Yo dude u cant just be pearl harboring me like that, thats fucked up"

by Wutsgood33 June 2, 2016

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Pearl Harbor

When you are giving anal, but before you cum, you spit on their back making them think you cum. as they turn around you blow a surprise attack into their face.

i was upset so i gave her a pearl harbor last night.

by cvillecracker69 July 12, 2012

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Pearl Harbor

A Hawaiian-style pizza with Jalapenos.

Customer: I'll have a large Pearl Harbor.
Employee: A what?
Customer: A large pizza with ham, pineapple, and jalapenos.

by Lurr Rrul February 5, 2012

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Pearl Harbored

To have been the victim of a sneak attack.

Jimmy so Pearl Harbored Paul when he hit him upside the head from behind.

by pezmeister April 18, 2006

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pearl harbor game

the man lays down with his eyes closed and the girl sneaks up and BLOWS the hell out of him

johnny asks sally if she wants to play the Pearl Harbor game. Sally asks what do i do? Johnny says i'll lay down over here with my eyes closed and you sneak up and blow the hell out of me. Sally says yummy

by harrdcore92 July 10, 2012