Payton

Most beautiful girl you could ever meet. She has a bright personality and an adorable face. Payton's can be super clumsy but in a good way. Payton's make the best friends and have been known to keep secrets well. Payton's also have many secrets and can be quite mysterious. They might her but many boys like her.

Person 1: "Hey, that girl is pretty hot."
Person 2: "Yeah. She must be Payton."

by Mariya Ryuugu March 25, 2013

walter payton

questionably the best RB the NFL has ever seen, played most of his career for the chicago bears, RIP

Pub Quiz
Question Reader: Who is the best RB to have ever lived?
Contestant One: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Contestant Two: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Contestant Three: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Contestant Four: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Fag from New England: *writes "Corey Dillon"*

by its the truth people! April 24, 2006

PaymoneyWubby

A T H I C C ginger YouTube who has great content and is a great twitch streamer.

"Did you see PaymoneyWubbys new video?"

"Yes i also saw his stream. It was great."

by KontralFrek September 4, 2018

payton moormeier

is a beautiful man, hes so perfect, his hair is so perfect he have freckles and also he has a beautiful personality.

i want to touch payton moormeier hair

by paytons gf June 2, 2020

(Boy) payton

He Is the hottest and sexiest beast you will ever see he is a sweat at fortnite and and u amazing at sports, he is always super lit and never GAY

(Boy) Payton is the goat

by TSM_gamggang123 April 29, 2019

Palmonize

Palm on the eyes; slapping someone on the eyes with your palm

"Ouch did you just palmonize me?!"

by Bob Duncann April 29, 2019

Balloon Payment

When you don't masturbate for a couple of days in anticipation of getting a blow job. It will fill her cheeks to cartoon-like proportions.

Ted: So Jenny promised me if the Mets lost the World Series she would give me a hummer and so I didn't sling my own jelly for a week.
Frank: Ah, the old Balloon Payment, classic.

by Wally Krunk from the grave March 27, 2016