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tax return payday

The day you receive your tax return money.
Duder 1: "Dude black people hate me. I'm only gettin $135 back on my taxes this year."

Duder 2: "Say what? Dude I'm gettin' $1800! You fucked up."

Duder 1: "$1800! Damn that's a fat tax return payday doggy."
by westfalia March 12, 2010
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Payday Bar

When you have anally intruded a female that is particularly fond of peanuts, and you pull out and your schlong is covered with a mixture of shit & peanuts-hence "payday bar"
I've heard of eating the peanuts out of her shit, but when I pulled out her ass I had a "Payday bar"
by Jism Jim November 18, 2004
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paypayrod

A certain rare type of furry found only in discord. These types of furries can start out as animal jam players and slowly develop a fursona from this game. The paypayrod can often be found using devintart to find furry art as a secret pleasure. Beware as the common paypayrod can be found denying their natural tendencies.
Some random chatter: Be careful, there's a paypayrod in chat. It has rabies!
Another chatter: Since when was there a paypayrod in chat? OH NO, THEY'RE PLAYING ANIMAL JAM AND STREAMING IT.
by paypayrodstan May 31, 2021
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the payday effect

Playing Payday or Payday 2 so much that upon entering any building, you immediately devise a plan to rob the place of its cash or important documents.
I experience the payday effect everyone I walk into the gas station.
by ubermacht September 8, 2019
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Payday Loan

A payday loan is when you get an advance on your paycheck and pay it back with interest on payday. Generally this interest is 15%. Payday loans are set up to automatically pay themselves back because you post-date a check when you get the loan. If you get to the point where you are getting payday loans from other places to pay back the first payday loan, you are fucked. Payday loans should be avoided at all costs, as they fuck you in the long run. Many states have laws against certain payday loan practices.
Dude 1: Dude, come to the concert with us, it's payday!

Dude 2: Dude, I can't, I have to pay back these payday loans.

Dude 1: Dude, just get another one.

Dude 2: Oh yeah! Then I'll have money until next payday!
by Kapow! June 10, 2008
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parkay

This drink is so parkay.

Someone: Hey did you see Rob skating yesterday when he landed that triple kick flip?

You: Yeah, it was parkay.
by Retro Blakk January 16, 2014
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Payday Lesbian

Payday Lesbian:

A heterosexual, female pornographic artist that indulges in lesbian activity purely to increase the size of her pay cheque. She has no homosexual tendencies whatsoever.
Steve: Dude, I got this brilliant new porno you have to borrow, it's called 'Drink from the Furry Cup'

Jamie: Nah man, I bet they're all payday lesbians, I only like the real ones.
by GypsieHunter May 21, 2009
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