demetri patterson

Eats so much ass that it makes a grown man cry.

My dad wanted me to try a demetri patterson on my step mom before christmas.

by Mavrow May 6, 2018

Patterson Patdown

A man shoving his arm up someones asshole and the person starts clapping real softly.

Dude! look at those two guys doing the Patterson Patdown. He seems like he likes receiving it.

by Megatron2530 May 29, 2016

gooey patterson

The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it.

Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfriend!!!

by Mike March 7, 2005

nicole patterson

she likes to steal your Boston Cremes
and instead of tea, she says, "SpiLL tHE beaNs!!!"
she does dance that's why she's so lean
but hey, at least Nicole's not mean!!!
Nicole
Nicole
Nicole
nicole

Nicole Patterson: hi

by bear142567 June 2, 2019

Matt patterson

Also knows as mattres Matt Patterson is a very cute young boy capable of making you cry through his harsh words and cuteness

“Oi is that Matt Patterson how cute is he”
“I spent all day yesterday crying because of mattres”

by Ronshoe89 August 25, 2020

Jimmy Patterson

The main character of Medal of Honor, at least in certain episodes of the series.

"Jimmy Patterson was like the Solid Snake of WWII. He can take out tanks, railguns, a whole wad of heavily-armed nazis....he can do it!"
-me

by Dave July 6, 2004

Fred Patterson

The most amazing person in the world

Fred Patterson

by derfnosrettap February 22, 2012