patagonia muffin

When you try to create an argument but fall flat on your face

Damn, man that debate was a real patagonia muffin

by owsky123 September 30, 2016

paragonda

A group of people who like triangles and worship them.

"Yo! Did you catch the paragonda meeting yesterday?"
"Yeah man, we ate triangle sweets!"

by Undercoverstan August 19, 2022

patagonia

The "I'm not like other girls" of clothing brands.

"We care about the environment, and nobody else does!"
"Our target audience is so small that we don't even have to worry about alienating our customers with questionable advertising!"

"We don't care about profit. How else could we have become a billion-dollar business?"
"We use organic cotton and recycled materials in our sweaters! We're so original!"
As an avid hiker who lives in the same town as the original Patagonia HQ, that's their entire business for ya.

by Bbb23’s left testicle December 20, 2023