perceptions purveyor

A mediocre public relations practicioner with average abilities who projects himself/herself as an expert and somehow gets away with it by hiding behind a huge table in a small office.

Pardon me but you will stop kissing asses from this day forward you perceptions purveyor of a writer!

Just do your job and stop fancying yourself a perceptions purveyor, it reeks of dishonesty, malintent and ambiguity.

Her well crafted article was so nice if it weren't for the by-line which makes it obviously written by a perceptions purveyor.

by El Morbo April 16, 2007

Two Finger Parley

Based upon the original bet of “just the tip” a two finger parley is where you check to make sure her vagina is clean.

“Hey bro, before you give her the tip do a two finger parley first. Make sure dat shit don’t smell.”

by Amadown September 10, 2018

Parvez

kid who has AIM conversations on his phone while driving

i almost got in an accident today because of some idiot in a mustang, i bet it was parvez..

by mooooreen November 17, 2009

Parvez

Bengali fish boy

Have you seen that bengali parvez

by nddn September 23, 2019

Parleying

Conservatives giving each other reach arounds over conspiracy theories on Parler.

Kyle and Ken are parleying over Babylon Bee’s post.

by Mbail November 9, 2020

Parley

A derogatory term used to describe a male who is ineffective in many or all aspects of his life.

Bob: Hey, did you get the reports from bill?
Dave: No, I didn't.
Bob: Man, that guy is such a parley!

by Parley99 January 9, 2010

pervey

(n.) perverted survey; a series of questions often asked of tender females on the internet by older disgusting males

Like, I was on MSN Messenger and like, this old guy kept asking me questions. Like, have I ever slept with my best friends and stuff. I told him ewww gross and I refuse to continue with his pervey.

by D-Hock January 14, 2008