participation trophy discount

Participation Trophy Discount

Noun: “A discount or special accommodation one expects and/or receives for being a member of a defined group.”

Examples include: (but not limited to) police, crossing guards, fire, military, seniors, ems, healthcare workers, pregnant women, or any other demographic whereby it is fashionable for an organization to virtue signal fawning over “heroes” or other “protected groups.”

1) Fast food employee: “that’s $3.49 sir.”

Patron: “did you apply my ‘first responders’ discount?’”

Fast food employee (to customer)“oh yes sir, that’s now $3.45. Have a great day.”

Fast food employee (to themself): “sure here’s your participation trophy discount 🙄🤦 ♂️“

2) Airline gate agent: “we’d like to start our boarding process by inviting all military personnel, let’s give ‘em a hand folks (makes spectacle)!!

Everyone else (including military personnel not wanting to participate in said spectacle): “geez it’s called a ‘job’ not a ‘participation trophy (discount)’ 🙄”

3) Girl in car: “The parking lot is full today.”

Friend in car: “Yeah some asshole parked in one of the 20 “expectant mother” spots.

4) Meal Team 6 guy: “what no ‘veterans’ parking for my big ass truck?!!! That’s bullshit; I need to speak to your manager!!”

5) Friend 1: “did you see that video on social media where a hippopotamus crushed a watermelon?”

Friend 2: “no I never got past all the healthcare hero vax ads 🙄”

by Mediocre-poker January 29, 2023

participitation

One of many made up words by rednecks who don't know how to say participation.

If we gonna get this here done, we gonna need full participitation.

by Andye9500 December 8, 2013

Participle

Some kind of grammar term or something

X: What is a participle?

Y: I don’t know, I failed English.

by muzzy101 October 16, 2022

particihate

sitting on one's butt doing nothing while others do some constructive activity. Usually done in a mocking manner.

"Come on Brad come over here and help us put up these flyers. God I hate it when you particihate."

by the cman December 25, 2008

partycipate

To make a meaningful contribution to an event and/or community while having fun.

I partycipate at festivals, because there is always fun to go along with the work.

by ILoveBuffalo February 28, 2011

Participation Without Procreation

The act of having intercourse with a female without producing a child.

Common Methods:
1. Pulling it out
2. The pill
3. The shot
4. The patch
5. Rubbers
6. Diaphram
7. Sponge
8. Anal Sex

In family court...
Judge: "Sir, I am awarding $850.00 a month child support to your ex-wife"
Man: "I knew better than to have kids with this bitch! I should have used the Participation Without Procreation method"

Pickup Line:
"Hey baby, I'm not looking for a relationship, I would just like to participate without procreating!"

by Jonathan Hampton June 18, 2006

Participation Trophy Wife

The woman that you settled on marrying because you thought that no one else would have you.

My participation trophy wife is much better-off for having left me.

by Short Bus Sean November 24, 2016