Lily Parsons

girlfriend of the infamous, Caleb Webb, who night I add is quite the noble steed

Me: « Yooo Derek did u hear Lily Parsons is dating Caleb Webb!
Derek: « Whatttt! No way I thought she was dating Sam!?!?

by Flattened_pennyhead69420 September 23, 2020

Parsons Experiment

When two straight men give each other blowies just to see if men suck better dick than women.

Did you hear about Dave and Leonard??

Yeah they totally did the Parsons Experiment last night.

Fags!!

by ArlingtonsFinest April 1, 2010

Pawsoned

v. To mess up any and all chances of getting laid due to an utter lack of game, even in the easiest of circumstances.

GP "Mate, I can't believe I messed that one up! She seemed so into me!"
GC "You just Pawsoned."

by Mamabear69 May 27, 2011

brady parsons

Fat and slow needs to go on a diet because he can’t even skate

Brady’s Parsons a fuck

Jeez Brady Parsons you’re fat and slow

by Brthrjrjrb July 29, 2019

tony parsons

the best author ever

cor, that tony parsons is amazing.

by chloeee (: October 20, 2008

Sam Parsons

Kid who likes Naruto and is addicted 24/7

Sam Parsons: hey want to see Naruto thing
Me: what is that

by FAN OF TYLER 69 November 25, 2019

Bob Parsons

Bob Parsons is the CEO of GoDaddy and is a very relaxed CEO. Bob Parsons is also the CEO of several other companies. GoDaddy is famous for their method of advertising.

Oh My! Bob Parsons just uploaded a new video blog!

by Tim569 January 1, 2009