the parched lady

A facial massage, you rub on the face, and it make the person thirsty.

Person 1 "hey brody, do you want the parched lady?"

Person 2 "Yeah I would love one!"

*rubs face*
Person 2 " I'm thirsty as fuck"

by TugMasterW December 1, 2013

fairly parched

In dire need of something to drink or you will possibly die of dehydration. THAT bad.

"Oh hey sister, can you bring me a doctor pepper? I'm fairly parched."

by Ayogirrrl January 5, 2018

Parche

Old slang for vagina in Mexican Spanish.

Tony, se le va calentar el Parche a Naomi when she sees the house you just closed on.

Translation: Tony, Naomi’s pussy is gonna get horny when she sees the house you just closed on.

by Yod312 July 1, 2020

Parch your lips

To (sexually) turn a girl off.

Sorry I didn't know you hated that, I didn't mean to parch your lips.

by Dr. Vaginal Bleeding (PhD) June 17, 2019