The exact amount by which a stoned person overtips their food delivery professional in the tacit hope that the professional will keep mum about said stonedness.
by Oilystool September 4, 2005
Get the paranoia fee mug.Often occurs when you have smoked some chronic. feelings of anxiety and paranoia are often felt when traveling on
a full bus. many thoughts run through your head and it is not uncommon to think everyone is thinking stuff about you.
a full bus. many thoughts run through your head and it is not uncommon to think everyone is thinking stuff about you.
o man i im so stoned,i need to get off this packed bus before i go crazy, wats that guy looking at do i look high...... hence the term bus paranoia.
by msb wolves August 29, 2010
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Pee Paranoia (n): That feeling you get when you are in a public bathroom, and you think that everyone is listening to you pee. This makes you very uncomfortable, so you try to make as little noise as possible, but then you think that the other person is like "omg, why are they peeing so softly". This freaks you out even more, making you unable to pee any longer.
Signs/Symptoms of a Paranoid Pee-er person:
- inability to use public restrooms
- you hear short bursts of pee from the stall, and then rustling to cover up the sound.
Signs/Symptoms of a Paranoid Pee-er person:
- inability to use public restrooms
- you hear short bursts of pee from the stall, and then rustling to cover up the sound.
Girl #1: I need to use the bathroom, is their one around here?
Girl #2: Yeah, but it's a public restroom.
Girl #1: Why does that matter?
Girl #2: Of course it matters, I have pee paranoia.
Girl #2: Yeah, but it's a public restroom.
Girl #1: Why does that matter?
Girl #2: Of course it matters, I have pee paranoia.
by Giggly Wiggles February 23, 2009
Get the Pee Paranoia mug.Pertaining to theater employees. When an employee prematurely cleans the popcorn popper, then worries later on about running out of popcorn for the later showings of films and having to start up the popper, then clean it a second time at the end of the night.
Shawn: Whoa--what's wrong with Lauren?
Joel: She cleaned the popper and now thinks we'll have to start it to make more later and she doesn't want to clean it again.
Shawn: Sounds like a bad case of popcorn paranoia to me.
Lauren: OH GOD!!!
Joel: She cleaned the popper and now thinks we'll have to start it to make more later and she doesn't want to clean it again.
Shawn: Sounds like a bad case of popcorn paranoia to me.
Lauren: OH GOD!!!
by snack_bloke August 29, 2009
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Get the paranoia mug.When you do something naughty about 1-7 meters away from a teacher, depending on the circumstance, and you have no idea if they saw/heard you. It’s like paranoid schizophrenia on crack. You want to turn around and see if they saw. But you can’t. You're just stuck there, frozen. Your mates are telling you "sir is behind you!" and you’re just thinking about the punishment from this. You think about all your life choices leading up to this very situation. Then your heart sinks and you feel butterflies. Nearly fainting, you awkwardly, anonymously walk away slowly. He didn’t see you. You know he didn’t. But we do this anyway.
Jamal: fuck
Jimmy: bro miss yeet is behind you
Jamal: *extreme paranoia*
Jimmy: bro he's a gonner. Hes got paranoia. No coming from that now.
Can we get an F in the chat for Jamal there.
Jimmy: bro miss yeet is behind you
Jamal: *extreme paranoia*
Jimmy: bro he's a gonner. Hes got paranoia. No coming from that now.
Can we get an F in the chat for Jamal there.
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Wow Leorio Paradinight is so cute istg I just want to marry him and bake cookies with his and have 26284638 children.
by iloveshoji January 15, 2021
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