Slap Happy Grand Pappy

An old man that loves to slap during sex.

(From Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

Jared: Oh, man. My dad's a Slap Happy Grand Pappy
Mike: Sorry to hear that.

by SeevaGooner March 28, 2023

She got her hand on my pappy

She has her hand strocking my dick.

Why she got her hand on my pappy in the car.

by Void shawn June 16, 2016

boone's farm slush puppy

A poopy explosion brought on by drinking too much Boone's Farm in which the desecration happens on the feet.

"Man, I brought this girl back from the bar and she Boone's Farm Slush Puppy (ied) all over me."

by SLUTPUPPY69 May 31, 2018

puppy snack

punz.

“do you know punz?”
“yes omg punz my little puppy snack”

by punztwt June 10, 2021

Poppy store

A Spanish mini-market that is usually on the corner of a street. This term is primarily used in Philly.

I am going to the poppy store to get a cheesesteak platter and an Arizona. Do y’all want anything?

by Yoaudosbd October 3, 2017

Tall poppy syndrome

Australian slang for the tendancy to criticise highly successful people (ie, tall poppies), and 'cut them down'.

Sam seemed to be suffering tall poppy syndrome when he described Kerry Packer as an evil man, merely because he was a billionaire.

by BabydollPink December 30, 2005

Puppy Sized Elephants

Puppy Sized Elephants are the animal John Green suggested in his open letter to evolution since it would have the evolutionary advantage of being adorable.

See the Vlogbrothers channel on YouTube for more info.

Nerdfighter: "Man, I wish puppy sized elephants existed."
Evolution: "I'll get back to you on that."

by RobotAmputee August 24, 2010