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Pandora Hearts

A story written for masochists only. Consists of monthly mind rapes, constant crying and shaking either in pain, fear or anger.

Some legends say that it was a happy and lighthearted tale at first, but, unfortunately, the fans have been consumed by the horrible truth that came out to surface not long ago and was painfully shown into their faces all the time.

The writer of this mind-fuck, Mochizuki Jun (often called 'Mochijun' by the fandom), enjoys the pains that the fans clearly show and absorbs the screams of 'Why Mochijun why' that reach her, only making the said person even more evil by contrast.

Note: not recommended for mentally unstable or those who do not wish to become such.
Person 1: OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN MY MIND IS NOT READY WHY MOCHIJUN WHY YOU DAMNED TROLL WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US!?!??!
Person 2: What's up with him/her?
Person 3: Oh, it looks like the new Pandora Hearts chapter came out.
by consoling-thistle November 8, 2012
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paedo pellets

old mans favourite confectionary: werthers originals
the old man lured the small child into his car with his paedo pellets
by dibs August 6, 2006
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padoodinum

Alternative name for the pingush!, generally used as a euphemism between or around religious or just old fashioned folks to prevent them from getting outraged.
"Get over here, Maggie, Oy wants ta stuff me padoodinum inta yer fanungulator!"
by Hellzapoppin' November 26, 2018
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Padoru

An internet meme that you will listen for the whole December, and your social media will be spammed by them
Origin: In the PSP game Fate/Extra, the character Saber/Nero Claudius sings a Japanese parody of the Christmas carol "Jingle Bells" during a short sequence in the game, ending with Claudius loudly yelling the lyrics "padoru padoru!"
Hashire sori yo, kaze no you ni, tsukimihara wo, PADORU PADORU!
Japanese: 走れそりよ 風のように 月見原を パドルパドル)
by Jack Ouyang May 28, 2022
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Gen Padova

n.1. Diminutive pornstar, artist, and epicure. Known for her offbeat humor, fine cooking, and insatiable appetite for cum. At 4'11", Gen Padova achieved notoriety within the adult industry for her intense on-screen orgasms and ability to accomodate cocks nearly as large as herself. As well as for her willingness to engage in almost every act of depravity conceived by man. Padova is famous for once passing out during a gangbang.
"Holy shit dude, I watched an interracial scene last night where Gen Padova rode a cock bigger than she was!"

"No one can give a guy a footjob while simultaneously pissing in her own mouth like Gen Padova."
by AngryPuppi September 8, 2012
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pandora's box

According to Greek legend, the first woman, Pandora, was actually sent as a curse to Zues' men (See, you knew it was true, guys) and was given a present upon her marriage. The present was a box that she was told never to open. Needless to say her curiosity got the better of her (like eating forbidden fruit) and she unleashed eight demons unto the world. The first seven being the seven deadly sins, and the last, which she managed to capture, was hope.


Today, much like christianity's idea of biting forbidden fruit, opening pandora's box refers to getting into a situation over which one has very little control over.
The assassinating on Austrian Archduke ferdinand in 1914 opened pandora's box for Europe.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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padonkadonk

a massively large and/or fine piece o' bootay
MMmmmmm man that bitch got her some padonkadonk!
by P-Biddy April 26, 2004
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