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palestine promise

When you have diarrhea and someone goes pinkie deep in your ass and writes their promise on your back
He gave me a Palestine promise saying he won’t break up with me
by Palestine forever March 4, 2021
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Palestine

a country that claims to be a good place but it isn't. its full of pro-terrorism people and anti-semitic people that do not know the real situation going on right now.
hey man have you ever heard of the war going on in Israel?
yeah I heard. lots of people are siding with palestine when they don't even know whats going on. they don't understand all the hate they're putting towards jews and israelis, and they definitely bootlick terrorist groups like their lives depend on it.
by sweetcreamscoops November 16, 2023
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Palestined

The act or the claiming of victim status due to a fictional claim on land or property, while misusing a title initially set aside for a different group or organization.
"David Palestined me the other day because I was wearing camo pants, He said I was stealing valor. The guys in JRTC he's not even in the military!"

"I think people who call themselves Native American because they took a DNA test and they're 5%. Cherokee are bit to palestiny for me. It's usually a pretty big red flag"
by Free_@ll_speech January 10, 2024
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Palestine

A place where all the unicorns and dragons are hanging out together!

Also known as the 2 layers toilet paper
-“Have you heard about Palestine”?
-“ no, what is that?”
Or:
-“Someone just told me that Jesus was Palestinian
-“what a clown”
Or:
“Stop kidnapping 240+ people including babies and shooting them while they are sleeping. what are you, palestine? “
by Speaker of god December 29, 2023
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Palestining

To squat on land while the owners are traveling, only to whine that its yours when they come back. Then when you lose, over and over trying to get it back, you tape and kill like the homeless animal you are.
....and when we got home, someone was sleeping in my bed! I threw him out so he slept in my nextdoor neighbors bed. When my next door neighbor threw him out he went across the street to that neighbors house! They tossed him.out too. The guy was really Palestining all over my neighborhood.
by This jew don't go quite. January 25, 2024
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Palestined

PALESTINED - the act of creating terrorism (or terrorists ), and using it against its population , as well as against the population of neighboring countries .
The act of stealing money , in especially large huge amounts , allocated by various countries and international organizations.
The people of Gaza palestined Hamas .
Hamas palestined Israel.
Hamas palestined Gaza.
Hamas palestined $ 13 billion .
by Be realistic February 14, 2024
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