by Palestine forever March 03, 2021
When you have diarrhea and someone goes pinkie deep in your ass and writes their promise on your back
by Palestine forever March 04, 2021
When you have acid diarrhea
by Palestine forever March 12, 2021
An illusion of person who think he have a country and that Jesus born Palestinian even thought the Islam religion invented 600 years later, also group of people that don't know that Jewish people were in the land of Israel 5000 years before any muslim.
by Zivgordon December 30, 2023
Palestine (formerly known as Palaestina) is a region in the Middle East that was renamed by the Roman Empire in 135 CE in an effort to minimise the Jewish identity of the land after a Jewish uprising.
The land that Palestine currently resides on was originally known as the Kingdom of Israel (ruled by Kings such as Saul and David) -- and it was only until 1948 when Israel regained its rightful place back on the world map like it had been thousands of years ago.
Unfortunately, the return of Israel caused conflict as the region as the nationals known as 'Palestinians' (whos ethnicity is primarily Egyptian and Jordanian) had grown comfortable living off of the land that the Romans had stolen from the Jewish population.
As it was announced by the United Nations that Israel was about to make a return to the region by a 'two state solution' (half Israel, half Palestine) so that the Jewish people could return to their religious homeland and the palestinian nationals could live side by side -- the Arab countries decided that warfare was the answer.
Since 1947, there has been non-stop war and conflict in the region until now.
The land that Palestine currently resides on was originally known as the Kingdom of Israel (ruled by Kings such as Saul and David) -- and it was only until 1948 when Israel regained its rightful place back on the world map like it had been thousands of years ago.
Unfortunately, the return of Israel caused conflict as the region as the nationals known as 'Palestinians' (whos ethnicity is primarily Egyptian and Jordanian) had grown comfortable living off of the land that the Romans had stolen from the Jewish population.
As it was announced by the United Nations that Israel was about to make a return to the region by a 'two state solution' (half Israel, half Palestine) so that the Jewish people could return to their religious homeland and the palestinian nationals could live side by side -- the Arab countries decided that warfare was the answer.
Since 1947, there has been non-stop war and conflict in the region until now.
Person One: "Have you heard of that land Palestine ?"
Person Two: "I heard that it was named originally as Palaestina."
Person One: "It was called Palaestina by the Romans after a conquest."
Person Two: "I heard that it was named originally as Palaestina."
Person One: "It was called Palaestina by the Romans after a conquest."
by SirBillingsworth March 02, 2025
Palestine is a modification of the name given to the land of Judea by the Romans in 70 CE, which was "Palistina"
It was occupied by various foreign empires including the Ottoman and British Empires, until 1947's UN resolution 181 which offered states relatively of equal size to the native Arabs and Jews. When the Arabs said no, the Jewish faction took their half and immediately were attacked by their neighbors. They won. Israel attacked again in 1967 in preemptive strike. They won. They were attacked in 1973. They won. Then the Arabs were offered a state in the Oslo Accords. They said no. In 2005, Israel forcibly evicted it's citizens from Gaza, and when Palestinian elections were held, Hamas won and brutally murdered its political opponents. Here we are today.
It was occupied by various foreign empires including the Ottoman and British Empires, until 1947's UN resolution 181 which offered states relatively of equal size to the native Arabs and Jews. When the Arabs said no, the Jewish faction took their half and immediately were attacked by their neighbors. They won. Israel attacked again in 1967 in preemptive strike. They won. They were attacked in 1973. They won. Then the Arabs were offered a state in the Oslo Accords. They said no. In 2005, Israel forcibly evicted it's citizens from Gaza, and when Palestinian elections were held, Hamas won and brutally murdered its political opponents. Here we are today.
"Palestine" Is a modification to the name of a Roman province from the early common era.
It is also a place in Texas.
It is also a place in Texas.
by person@person June 18, 2025
Someone stole my bike and Israeled it from me after he told everyone that bike was his because "If I don't steal it someone else would". I finally Palestined my own bike back
by Ipalestinedbackmyhouse February 11, 2024