PABS

a spanglish portmanteau derived from panza (mexican slang for large gut) and abs. I. e. a man with an abdomen so muscular his abs are super cut, but are distended. This is most likely a result from heavy steroid or human growth hormone abuse. Commonly seen in body builders. See Roid Belly

All the gay muscle marys took off their shirts at the club. At first i thought the stripper was fat but then i realized he had PABS.

by Angelboy147 July 14, 2010

pabst blue ribbon

The best beer that comes in a 30 rack.

Person 1:Dude, here's ten bucks get some beer.
Person 2: What kind?
Person 1: Busch Light.
Person 2: Fuck that, I'm buying PBR?

All rejoice

by 13617 April 10, 2005

PTBSD

Post-Traumatic Butt Sex Disorder: a mental health disorder that can occur after something is inserted unknowingly into the anus that causes intense fear of things (penis, finger, vibrator, toilet paper) coming near the anus.

I have mad PTBSD after my boyfriend rammed it in my ass on accident and I cried in front of him.

by Dancy Reagan June 9, 2016

pabst slave

Someone who at all cost will drink only Pabst Blue Ribbon. Knows its the best tasting beer, and will fight anyone who says otherwise.

I offered cory a mgd 64. He hit it out of my hand. And said thats for preteens and pregnant woman. Im a pabst slave.

by PBR slave December 13, 2010

pabst blue ribbon

The most storied beer in the history of county fairs. At or about the turn of the century, Cletus Pabst, a notoriously violent drunkard and dancing fiend, began entering his home-brewed libation in hog and heffer contests at fairs in southern Ohio. Eventually, partly out of pitty, mostly out of fear of having their children beaten and/or danced with, judges awarded Mr Pabst's dirty taint flavored beer the blue ribbon in the open thoroughbred heffer class.

Heineken? Fuck that shit. PABST BLUE RIBBON!

by Django Reinhardt January 22, 2005

pabst blue ribbon

n. Packs a good whollop and sits nicely. To drink a lot and not feel heavy. To enjoy at a good cost and achieve the feeling desired. To experience true delight and full flavor.

Yes sir this is cheap, and yes it will make you feel great, and yes it has more class and flavor to it than commercialized beer. Just quit yappin and get me a PBR!

by spazzmotuzy June 15, 2005

pabst smear

A drink. When a Pabst Smear is ordered, a shot of vodka is dropped into a pitcher of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

Julie: Hey Sandy, isn't that bartender your gyno?
Sandy: Ohmigod, it is! I'm gonna go order us a Pabst Smear!

by Micha P May 30, 2006