phrij

the newest and hippest way to say fridge

i am going to the phrij to get sum jam

by sarl January 2, 2005

phrogti

A TikToker who hates cheese and loves space boyfriend from Omori.

hey phrogti kinda dumb lol
Who?

by aubrey kinnie July 7, 2021

Phelps Phreestyle

To smoke cannabis while in a swimming pool

Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go for a swim?
Guy 2: No way, you know I hate swimming.
Guy 1: Just Phelps Phreestyle it'll make the pool more enjoyable and you'll swim so much faster
Guy 2: Sounds good, go get the bong!

by thelizardking307 February 17, 2009

phrylon

(n) Hybrid lamb-seal-fruitbat, mildly retarded with doggie down syndrome, minus opposable thumbs, loves to chase his own gourmet farts, lick his asshole, balls, and his paws made of chocolate. He's BLACK, with a 14" retractable cock and eyelids decorated with croutons, known to molest children's ears. Lives off of grass salads, kibble, sticks and wood. Originating from the KY/TN region of the U.S.
Also see: Kim-Jung-ll & George W. Bush

Upon finding no kibble to eat and unable to drive himself to the store due to the lack of opposable thumbs, Phrylon settled for a bit of dry oak leaf and twig of berch.

by Bundy's bitch February 19, 2005

Phrog

A fucking frog sitting like a person

Did you see that fucking Phrog sitting like a person

by Turtles4lyohe April 29, 2019

Phrack Whore

This is the step up from a gontermaniac, being a "fan" of the hilariously awful "art" of David Gonterman, self-described as "The Internet's Most Dangerous Cartoonist!" Unlike gontermaniacs, Phrack Whores follow his delightful antics and crappy art obsessively, checking his pages daily and constantly critiquing them online.
The derivation is from Davey's made-up non-swear words, "SHOTZ!!" and "PHRACK!!!"

"I'm such a Phrack Whore. I read ALL of 'Baka Breakers,' even though after 56 strips nothing's happened!"

by The Internet's #1 Phrack Whore October 23, 2004

phrasage

a person's use of words and phrases

"Oh Shit."
"Watch your phrasage!"

by loopholes_are_fun August 8, 2006