ice cream paint job 

to ejaculate inside a woman's body; "cream on the inside, clean on the outside." reference: see "are the rims big/do they ride good" refering to a woman's breasts and sexual intercourse

I gave cathy an ice cream paint job and she thought I was wearing a rubber, now a baby daddy.

ice cream paint job by i'm smarter than you August 22, 2009

Vanilla Paint Job

A special type of body painting exercise during which a man covers a female in a vanilla colored fluid generally from the penis

McKay: That bitch's tan is so fake.

Nathan: Dude you best lighten it up for her then.

McKay: Good call, I'll give her a Vanilla Paint Job.

Nathan: She will be so thankful.

Vanilla Paint Job by m&ndoinwork December 1, 2009

Twenty Twenty Paint Job 

A crummy paint job on a car that only looks good from twenty feet away while going twenty miles and hour.

We grabbed some cheap spraypaint and gave that old beater a twenty twenty paint job.

Twenty Twenty Paint Job by WranglerWrider December 29, 2010

Brazilian purple paint job

When you put your dick into a Brazilian girl's anus and she clenches her butt checks so hard that when you pull out your penis is a nice bruised purple color.

"Dude, have you had a purple paint job before"

"Nah but i've had a Brazilian purple paint job, it's on a whole different level"

Brazilian purple paint job by AIFF December 2, 2011

Spanish paint job 

The act of one defecating rapidly into a toilet so as to create a splattering effect. A common result of irritable bowel syndrome.

After an eight hour car ride, I had to poop so bad that I Spanish paint jobbed that rest stop toilet!

Spanish paint job by Mcbuggins June 14, 2011

Alaskin Paint Job 

After a stripper is done dancing for the patron a skid mark is left on the patron.

My new pair of jeans received an alaskin paint job last night.

Alaskin Paint Job by NY Tripod May 14, 2011

lousiana paint job 

When a stripper is giving someone a lap dance and then takes a shit on you.

Last night the god damn stripper gave me a lousiana paint job so it was to sneak into the house without my wife noticing I was at a strip club.

lousiana paint job by Aerius June 23, 2007