When someone is sitting on a chair, sucking a dick in front of them and jerking two people off to the sides. The motion looks like an orangutan flapping its arms, with its big orangutan mouth open.
"Where were you last night, Bubba?"
"Well, mom... John, Dave, and I went down to the bar, picked up a skank, and took her to the Motel 6 where she gave us the flying orangutan."
"Well, mom... John, Dave, and I went down to the bar, picked up a skank, and took her to the Motel 6 where she gave us the flying orangutan."
by JAndersonConcurrence February 05, 2009
(Adj.) result of significant weight loss in men, this condition is the result of deflated man-boobs, floppy and flat, can be rolled and stowed like venetian blinds
"Joe just don't turn the guys on since he lost a few pounds. Now all he has are a couple of little ol' orangutan titties."
by TonyT.Tiger January 04, 2010
Taking a dump in a public toilet by hanging from the walls of the stall in order to avoid sitting on the seat.
by senosian November 19, 2009
by Toby September 23, 2004
by TML137 January 27, 2008
An insult to a fat person with body weight that rivals that of an blue whale (fat retard). They refuse to do any physical activities what so ever and usually end up lying on the floor like a spazticated orangutan - hence the insult.
by The Koaladude September 10, 2005
Son, I dont care if you're gay i love you no matter what. As long as you ain't with one of them Dirt Demons, ooooh with one of them Coal Crickets I swear to got if I catch you with an Obsidian Orangutan I'm gonna-
by Someguy.JJ July 22, 2022