Opening a Can of Bruce Lee

A term for someone who is going to kick someone's ass so hard it is indescribable without a person with whom is all powerful.
Copyright of EPrime and NOT CloudAsylum. Too bad, Cloud ^_^

"Dude that guy just stole my girl, I'm gonna be opening a can of Bruce Lee on him!"

by EPrimeTV August 30, 2013

opening

Bizarre slang for a girl's private parts.

"HEY GIRL!"
"Uhhh... What?"
"I give ya twenty if ya show me yah opening?"

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

Opening the Umbrella

The act of masturbating under your blankets. "Opening the Umbrella" refers to the similar movements and look of someone opening an umbrella.

1. Jim: Dude, I just caught Billy opening the umbrella in his bed!

2. Earl: Oh! What are you doing there?

Steve: Nothing. Just opening an umbrella under here.

by Ol' CB August 5, 2010

Openisur

Pronunction: O-penis-ur
A penis connoisseur

Person 1: We're going to the openisur's house... make sure your fly is up.

Person 2: .......ah shit

by supergirl2420 July 11, 2019

OpenStore

OpenStore is a NFT marketplace where traders can buy and sell NFT tokens through the usage of ethers and track the ownership of digital assets.

"Hey Homeless Man, have you tried trading on OpenStore?"
"No, but I will"
... 3 weeks later
*Rich guy on TV*
"Hey, I have seen this guy, oh, he's the homeless man, he's rich now"

by TheAbbie September 28, 2021

opensus

A suspicious open-source project

Im not touching that opensus linux distro. It might destroy my PC

by Kzalo March 6, 2022

Gomer opens the gas station

A particularly lewd sex act that originated in Southern California in early 2019. This sex act was exposed by Don Berman of Channel 19 News. It is performed in a parked car behind an abandoned restaurant by a Twitter robo-whore.

It's 75 bucks for Betty to give you some of that Gomer opens the gas station. Not worth it, IMO.

by PHF77 May 12, 2019