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Macy's One Day Sale.

Definition 1: An above average looking male/female percieved as a 9 or 10, who couples up with a below average looking male/female, percieved as a 4 or a 5.

Definition 2: An analogy to explain how an unattractive person couples up with an attractive person. The unattractive person usually "shops" and "buys" his/her boyfriend/girlfriend at Walmart, but happens to get lucky and hit the Macy's one day sale.
Mark: Wow,,,,how did Fat Amy hook up with Johnny Football?
Kim: I have no idea.
Mark and Kim (in unison): "Macy's One Day Sale."
by Federal Pest Control January 8, 2013
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One Day at Band Camp

A phrase preceding a story that designates it as a great story and worthy of going into the "Good Story Basket." Also see, "And Then I Found Five Dollars." Putting the two together makes a fantastic story no matter what's in between.
One day at band camp, I made out woth this SUPER hot chick...

One day at band camp, we took all the teacher's things and hid them in some trees. We walked back to the cabins and I tripped. And then I found five dollars.
by SuperArugula October 19, 2010
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too much cook for one day

denglish for "te veel koek op 1 dag" which is a upcoming expression for having planned too much things on one day.
damn, on the 16th of oktober i''ll make 2 school exams, i'll go to the apenheul AND to a green day concert. that's too much cook for one day!
by nEUbbw September 24, 2009
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one day feels like three autumns

a chinese idiom that is used when you miss someone so much,
one day feels as long as three years.
When I'm without you one day feels like three autumns
by cakeloufornia May 18, 2015
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viking song or when you forgor what your mother told you you will buy
P1: hey man, who told you youll buy?
P2: my mother told me one day i will buy
by baysil September 15, 2023
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The Great leader of the Chipless Wild Hobos Club which operated inside mill basin day camp from 2004-2009 and outside mill basin day camp from 1999-2011 was one of the greatest fascist leaders of all time besides Hitler and Stalin (Was Stalin a Fascist?). His code name, Mike, became popular around the camp. With him as leader of the Hobos, a fascist party was set up due to the population control issues. He dismembered anybody not loyal to head office which was him and The predecessor whom later disbanded and made the Great Nation of Wazoo. He left the Mill basin operation in 2007 leaving the predecessor as leader. After the departure The predecessor set up a democratic state and the ice ages, alien invasions and the threat of extradition by The Bald One ended. But the kegging and bootlegging remained. He was an amazing Guitar player and wrote every metallica album while in Mill Basin but was never credited because he was born years later
The Great One of Mill Basin Day Camp. Wasn't he a Nazi. No he was a fascist. A fascist is a Nazi . Your wrong he was a Hobo
by The predecessor May 14, 2011
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It’s gonna break down one day

Sure they are reliable cars but when they reach around 700k miles then you will see them starting to have mechanical problems. So wherever it’s a Prius RAV4 or Corolla, it’s gonna break down one day
by EMD F59PHI July 25, 2024
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