A sitcom about cops in the 99th precinct part of the NYPD who find themselves in all sorts of shenanigans. AKA my life
Jake: That's how we do it in the Nine-Nine sir, catch bad guys and look good doing it! (quote from Brooklyn Nine-Nine s1e1)
by Greg the fart horse April 29, 2019
Brooklyn Nine-Nine is the best show ever created. I would definitely recommend that you bless your eyes with this show. It's "cool cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt no doubt" in the words of Jake Peralta.
Person 1: Hey friend!
Person 2: Hey dude!
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Just watching the best show ever!
Person 1: Oh your watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Person 2: Hey dude!
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Just watching the best show ever!
Person 1: Oh your watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine
by hugs_before_drugs November 30, 2019
THE ABSOLUTE BEST TV SHOW THERE IS!!!!!
by Yeet12335678910 October 31, 2019
Code name for homo sexual. Usually used in inner cities by gays who are still in the closet but don't want exposure.
Man 1: "Hey, what's happening? You look bored at this club. Is this not you're type of joint? Are you nine or something?"
Man 2: "Yea, I'm nine. You?"
Man 1: "Come suck on this d*ck and find out"
Man 2: OOOhhhh....
Man 2: "Yea, I'm nine. You?"
Man 1: "Come suck on this d*ck and find out"
Man 2: OOOhhhh....
by butt buster 162 March 15, 2011
by dumbnoob123 March 25, 2019
by Patrick November 07, 2003
by NO_CAKE_FO_U November 20, 2017