i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary

When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019

what you smoking on?

The translation of this is "describe the type of cannabis you are currently smoking". Term is used in North Minneapolis, where people predominantly smoke blunts with mid grade cannabis. Sometimes preceds an offer to trade up to a few grams.

Upon greeting a middle aged group of women sharing a blunt, one calls out "Hey!" "What you smoking on?"

by Beta888 October 28, 2013

exactly what it says on the tin

Originally from advertising for Ronseal woodcare products this phrase was quickly picked up by the public and turned into a general purpose phrase meaning "the name describes exactly what it is". This must be one of the most successful advertising slogans of all time. Of course Ronseal have trademarked it!

Second class post - it does exactly what it says on the tin!

by ivan o'shun November 3, 2007

what the shit is going on?

A phrase used to depict a sense of fine confusion.

Peter: "Dave, that man just got married to a penguin and everyones happy for him!"
Dave: "What The Shit Is Going On?!"

by Woobi October 4, 2006

does what it says on the tin

A product or process that just does what it's required to do, often used for lacklustre things that are just about good enough for a job, but nothing special.

That phone is pretty simple, but it does what it says on the tin so it'll do for now.

by UKSnootyFox June 15, 2016

what chu sittin on

How big are the rims on your car?

You pull up in your ride, and someone says "Yo Dean, What Chu Sittin On? Twenty fo's"

by Constantinos August 26, 2017

exactly what it says on the tin

Someone with little technical knowledge who gives a review of a product or service would say this phrase.
They would feel as if they are handing out good advice to people; But in reality they dont have the experience or analytical ability to give a detailed review.

John: "How is your new camera?"
Bill: "it does exactly what it says on the tin"

John has no idea whether the camera is good or not. He just knows that it takes photos.
If Bill had more technical knowledge, he would have given more useful information.

by Jamesrice March 6, 2021