Stay off the fuckin flowers 

What you say to someone when you don't want them on your property/flowers.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Can I come over today and eat all your food?

Guy 2: Hell no. Stay off the fuckin flowers queerbait.

Example 2:
Guy 1: Dude, I'm comin over to get that car you posted on craigslist.

Guy 2: Dude, stay off the fuckin flowers. Someone already bought it.

Stay off the fuckin flowers by defmasta232 August 26, 2010

fresh off the motha fuckin block 

It shows how cool someone is and shit like that. Also, subway sandwiches are no longer 12 inches.

Example 1:
Person 1: Did you see that kid?
Person 2: Yeah, he was acting like he was fresh off the motha fuckin block or some shit.

Example 2:
Etika: You know who it is man, Iceman Fuckin Etika, yeah, we fuckin sound cool. Anyways, you know who it is man, we back for another Ice session. We down here, SLJ Fam, you know what it is man. We shootin the DVD, we in downtown Brooklyn, chillin, bout to get projects for our green project. Right in the middle of the free zone, you know what it is man. Just got out from school man, niggas bags and shit, you see that shit, anyway, we chillin in front of the SLJ Building. The highschool, that I go to but i dont give a fuck, we just here to spit. Right now, we about to kick an Ice Session, with a new MP. F R E S H O F F T H E M O T H A F U C K I N B L O C K

fresh off the motha fuckin block by Nebulaaa January 22, 2017

Hella Fucking Balls-off-the-Wall Awesome 

A person, place, or thing that is mindblowingly awesome to the point where it is Hella Fucking Balls-off-the-Wall Awesome. This type of intensity may cause someone and others around them to explode or spontaneously combust.

Daniels sunglasses where so Hella Fucking Balls-off-the-Wall Awesome him and his friends caught on fire then exploded causing the remains to fly in all different directions.

Hella Fucking Balls-off-the-Wall Awesome by Douche McGivens March 8, 2009

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay 

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge 

man drives right off a fucking bridge

Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021