October 13

The day that you should ask your dream girl out, I did and it turned out well cuz she said yes. Just do it pussy

Dude: be my girlfriend

Girl: yes would you like sloppy top as well?
Dude: I’m so glad I asked on October 13

by Kesney’s boyfriend October 16, 2019

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October 13

The day when Park Jimin was born. Our cutie sexy lovely sweet guy 💜 ILY JIMINIE MOCHI

What day is it today? It's October 13, aka Jimin Day 💜

by Notjeonjungkook July 31, 2021

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October 13

October 13 is when boys get pussy

October 13: boys go get the😺

by Thebadbitch April 17, 2020

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October 13

The day a short person was born, if you were born on October 13th, you are 100% short no questions asked. You probably get called short by all your friends and you don't care because you have been called short at least 500 times already.

Person 1: Hey did you know today is October 13th?
Person 2: Wait... That means its y/n's birthday!
Person 1: Wait! You mean the one that's shorter than a dwarf!?
Person 2: Yup... Thats the one alright...

by Oblivious123456543212345 April 25, 2022

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