October 13 

October 13 is when boys get pussy

October 13: boys go get the😺

October 13 by Thebadbitch April 17, 2020

october 13 

only lil bitches are born on this day. all mother try to avoid this day when giving birth and the people born on these days always get bullied through there hole life.

boy: "Lets go beat the shit out of josh"
other boy:"Why"?
boy:"He was born on October 13"
other boy:"Ooohhh, lets get this fucking spanner!"

october 13 by ThatsRighNoob November 10, 2020

October 13 

Nation Kiss your boyfriend

Hey it’s October 13 go kiss him already

October 13 by Nickboi9990 October 12, 2021

October 13 

National send your best friend nudes day!

Your best friend must send you their nudes no matter what.

If they ask why, just say its October 13.

October 13 by simp5357 October 13, 2021

October 13 

The day you can masturbate to anything and noone can judge you about it

Thomas: David why are you jacking off to femboys
David: Chill out dude it's October 13

October 13 by F2PShadow October 29, 2021

October 13 

The day a short person was born, if you were born on October 13th, you are 100% short no questions asked. You probably get called short by all your friends and you don't care because you have been called short at least 500 times already.

Person 1: Hey did you know today is October 13th?
Person 2: Wait... That means its y/n's birthday!
Person 1: Wait! You mean the one that's shorter than a dwarf!?
Person 2: Yup... Thats the one alright...

October 13 by Oblivious123456543212345 April 24, 2022

October 13 

October 13 Means You would Get good Head And hella cute Girlfriends

In October 13 I Got a beast chick and good head

October 13 by UnKnown 🥴 October 16, 2019