Caustically observant

To make comments on the different ways people are annoying, disgusting and/or just plain weird.
"Models walking into the Community room. Each one looks hungrier and bitchier than the next. You know how you're not supposed to yell FIRE in a crowded theater? I bet if I yelled CHEESEBURGER it would have the same effect."

Wow how caustically observant.
by Silently Observant November 17, 2012
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miss observant

A play on words used to describe a woman who claims to be aware of what's going on around her but constantly makes errors of judgment. An airhead
Miss obervant over there just got her purse stolen for the third time by forgetting to close her bag while riding the subway
by dkarez4u June 18, 2005
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critical observation

You got come critical observation on how much more that fried chicken need to be cooked?
by the fuck? October 28, 2013
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silent observer

a creepy ass person who has too much time on their hands that stares and stalks people and makes it very obvious, they don't know they are called silent observer, no one likes them, they come on to girls that obviously arent interested in them
1: "Oh my gosh, watch out, theres silent observer again."
2: "Yeah I know, he always stares at my ass and once he took a picture of it."
by jsdhfui skdfsbn February 24, 2005
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Casual Observer

When something seems ridiculously apparent, yet in actual fact the opposite is true.
Fred: I do all the work around here!!
Sally: And yet, to the casual observer it would appear you do absolutely nothing!
Fred: That's because nobody sees me work or takes the time to notice -_-
by Patrique von Schnifflehausen January 15, 2012
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Observational Racist

One being dubbed a "racist" because they told others of negative personal experiences that support negative stereotypes what they saw or experienced first hand while experiencing a culture or race in person.
The University's "Harmony Club" accused me of being a racist , because I told them about the fact I have been mugged once, been carjacked once, and stabbed twice, and bad experiences seem to happen only when I was in the Slobobian part of town.

I then observed that perhaps there is an inherent problem with Slobobian culture or lifestyle that makes them prone to violence against others, particularly non-Slobobians.

This would make me an Observational Racist, since it was my personal observation of my negative experience that was deemed racist.
by Jasonsky March 30, 2016
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Observe the New Moon

To observe the new moon is a code word used in the workplace. It means to descend on the New Moon Tavern in Leadenhall Market, London and indulge in a Cold Beverage whilst gazing up at the New Moon sign above the bar...
Hey, Would you like to join me in a spot of moon gazing? Yeah why not, I will be happy to observe the new moon this evening.....
by RoqueRanger July 17, 2017
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