Literally the hottest fucking man in the multiverse alright? This man is sexy as fucking hell and the best goddamn soldier ever seen. He is able to literally kill a thot with one message only consisting of five words or less. He is the Legendary thot slayer that will end the furry war within a single thought.
by The Legendary Thot Destroyer November 23, 2018
Get the One Crispy Boimug. by one urban boi May 17, 2018
Get the One pukey boimug. One crunchy boy is a meme, and the ”One crunchy boy” is an Apple, because an apples peel is very crunchy.
by DaBaconMan March 31, 2018
Get the one crunchy boymug. When your boy really needs you to help them or wants you to perform a task, saying, "I just need you to do this one time for your boy." The only valid responses are, "ONE TIME," "JUST FUCKING ONCE," or, in an affirming tone, "one time, ONE FUCKING TIME FOR YOUR BOY."
Valid requests include: when you want your boy to hard force viper + infestor, roll a fatty spliff, or take the dog out so you can do one of the first two.
Valid requests include: when you want your boy to hard force viper + infestor, roll a fatty spliff, or take the dog out so you can do one of the first two.
You: can you roll me a spliff real quick, one time for your boy??? And for fucking ONCE can you PLEASE infestor viper all-in???
Me: Yea bro, I gotchu. ONE FUCKING TIME BRO.
Me: Yea bro, I gotchu. ONE FUCKING TIME BRO.
by tombechillen December 6, 2019
Get the One Time For Your Boymug. 
by El ritardo June 29, 2018
Get the One Fast Boimug. The simple practice of the art of necrophilia with your bestest of friends. Typically performed in a Catholic Cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.
by Pedro K Hasseem March 24, 2022
Get the Crack open a cold one with the boysmug.