numby

Cocaine rubbed on the filter of a cigarette. Also if you pack the cigs right you can put some up in front of the tobacco.

Lets go get an eight ball and save a half gram for a pack of numby cigs.

by addict7 August 10, 2006

Numpty

A person of very low intelligence

"She is an absolute Numpty"

by Young Team September 18, 2006

numpty nuts

insulting a person of less than average intelligence

haw numpty nuts whit u aw aboot

by geordie anderson October 27, 2006

numpty

someone who is so fucking irritating that they manage to get under your skin and make your blood boil with their painful slowness and stupity

that guy was a total fucking numpty

by rebel girl October 6, 2003

numpty shirt

An extremely unfashionable shirt which is guaranteed to make any wearer look like a total spaz.

Fuck mine dude, get away from me when you are wearing that numpty shirt!!!

by Insert name here...... October 8, 2013

Numbton

A person who is stupid, acting stupid, or says something that is completely wrong. Likely derived from"numb" which was derived from "numbskull".

"Way to go numbton!" (After someone fucks something up)

Or

"I told you that you were wrong... Numbton!"

by Zeroturn December 17, 2013

Numpty

Somebody who's stupid. Basically me, stripped of my privileges.

Everybody told her to study for the exam lest she fail like a numpty would. She partied all week and failed the exam. To this day, she still says "she believed she could so she did."

by ChristeenG May 31, 2018