Intense Nudie

One of the world's most secret legends, there have only been a handful ever known to exist and the definition is known amongst only them. Some have said that an Intense Nudie is the Ying to Earth's Yang, but it is only speculation from the bravest of souls who dare to learn of its meaning. For anyone to learn it's meaning without being worthy would inspire the Gods to summon storms across the world, resulting in winds so fierce that would cause the Pacific to engulf North America and chasms in the Earth's crust so large that Africa may disappear.

So for God's sake just move on and be glad that you never inquired further about the.... Intense Nudie

John: Dayum girl, youz one Intense Nudie
Ying: You don't even know what that means!
John: Uhmm, HELLOOO like I totally do
Ying: ...Mother of God

by MiSoWannaBeANudie August 6, 2008

token nude

In a small group, a person who can get naked without it being awkward or sexual.

Person 1: Did Colleen just strip out of her bathing suit in the middle of the living room on her way to the shower?

Person 2: Yeah, no biggie, she’s the token nude.

by Kherj December 24, 2020

Ninja Nude

The act of fully undressing and taking a nude in a classroom, meeting, lecture or other busy event. Almost impossible to accomplish without getting caught.

James tried to take a Ninja Nude during the lecture for his girl and got his stupid ass caught!

by UrbanDict is life July 13, 2016

Nudery

Zapp Brannigan's term denoting nakedness.

Take no note of my nudery!

by letithappen88 August 25, 2015

Hey Dude, I saw you nude

age-old bit of classic school boy doggerel sung to the tune of The Beatles 'Hey Jude'.

Hey Dude, I saw you nude
don't try and fake it,
I saw you naked.
The moment that you went out streaking,
I was at my window -
mmmmm-hmmmm
- peeking.

by Virgin Suicides October 6, 2017

Closet Nudist

someone who always hangs out naked at home or spends time in nudist places, while keeping it a secret from close family and/or friends or everyone they know.

"Why did Mike sprint away when he saw that guy at the nude beach?"
"Cuz he thought he recognized him from the neighborhood, and Mike is a total closet nudist!"

by YoungNaturistsAmerica February 26, 2011

nude snacks

Nude snacks are when you send snacks under the bathroom door and the other person eats them when they are nude - Matthew 2019

bruh i just sent nude snacks under the door to Noah - Matthew 2019

by matthewisntsexy October 25, 2019