nutfunck

1. What your dick tastes like if you don't wash it.

2. What your dick tastes like instead of soap.

Your dick didn't taste like nutfunck...It tasted like soap!

by Lucasa August 3, 2007

netfux

When you accidentally order a movie on netlflix, receive it, realize you got the wrong movie and without walking back from your mailbox, you instantly send it back without viewing.
netflix - lix + fucked = netfux

"I accidentally ordered Charlie and the Chocolate Factory on netflix"

"Dude you totally got netfux"

"Yea, tell me about it"

by jtd07 P9C October 20, 2009

nutfuck

like titty fuck but in between two testicles and wrapped in scrotal tissue.

I nutfucked my stillborn because it won't hurt him.

by -teh secks0|2- December 13, 2008

nutfucker

male gay sex with the 'fuckee' mostly on his back and the 'fucker' in 90 degree vertical position so it appears like his penis is fucking loose, saggy scrotum and testicles.

bruce is a nutfucker! he likes the feeling of davie's balls rubbing on top of his dick. "i don't like nutfuckers!" or "that guy acts like a nutfucker." ie: gay

by i tudor dr.phil December 3, 2010

Netfux

Internet porn.

Who needs a girlfriend when Netfux streams on every device?

by a nouny moose April 11, 2015

NTFU

nicen-the-fuck-up, that people should be nicer to each other and speak to each other more civilly and in a way that Miss Manners would like

Twitter users should nicen-the-fuck-up #NTFU

by ggtoo September 24, 2010

nutfucker

Colloquial term for mindbender

what was going on in that film it was a total nutfucker

I feel totaly nutfucked after taking that acid

by Nacnud Noremac August 19, 2013