Nova Scotia Icepop

Jam rag dunked in Vodka, frozen and sucked dry. Can also be defrosted via a front bottom for a Nova Scotia cold water fountain. True deviant connoisseurs may prefer to wait until a lady-friend has the painters in in order to savour the Nova Scotia Bloody Mary.

Max: Wow, it's hot, eh? Anyone for a Nova Scotia Icepop?
Paul: Ooh, nice one that's just the job.
Rob: The way your Mrs is acting I presume she has the painters in. I'll go for a Nova Scotia Bloody Mary. Cheers!

by Kirkpatrick77 October 3, 2011

mahone Bay, Nova Scotia

place. Rock-strewn Canadian fishing port a few inlets down from the more picturesque Peggy's Cove. Famous for exporting crabs in the summer and harbouring hardy yacht painters and stone sculptors over the long, dreary winters.

The isolation of frigid winters, when the inlet freezes and tourists cannot reach the island, has bred a certain ruggedness into the local folk who pass the dark winter evenings with their scrabble competitions, squid jigging and deboer knitting.

Delightful views of the "famous-six" churches are available from anywhere in town due to the lack of other buildings .

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Isn't that Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia I hear calling me?

No. I think that's Peggy's Cove again.

by Public_ice September 1, 2011

Nova Scotia

The place where fun comes to die. There is nothing to do unless you enjoy looking at rocks, deer and the whale. During the winter the fun is not only dead but frozen and buried under five feet of snow. At which time there is even less to do seeing as the rocks are covered by snow the deer are hibernating and the whale is frozen under the ice.

Guy 1: "Man! I thought this place was boring in the summer!"
Guy 2: "Well, welcome to nova scotia, the place where fun comes to die."

by novascotia99 March 3, 2011

Nova Scotia Handshake

A Nova Scotia handshake is the act of flatulating onto a seat or cushion before relinquishing the seat to another person. The purpose of a Nova Scotia handshake is to leave a more lasting impression in the mind of the recipient than a traditional handshake.

Derek: "Here Asher, take my seat."
Asher: "Gee thanks, Derek. Wow, this seat feels pretty warm!"
Derek: "That's just a Nova Scotia handshake for you!"

by mhjrehsa March 31, 2017

Nova Scotia salad

A salad made with Romaine lettuce leaves that has been fermented, deep inside the anal cavity, for several weeks. Will have the nice smell and texture of fresh salmon. Made famous by, The Canadian Young Pope.

Good day you Hoser, you want to try some of my Nova Scotia salad?
Take off! The last Scotian salad I had gave me Hep A!

by Anal OPA April 23, 2018

Nova Scotia 9

When there's nothing else better in canada and america, you get with the best looking woman in Nova Scotia. But in reality, they're an american 5

That one girl that Jester's dating is a Nova Scotia 9

by Niod June 30, 2022

Nova Scotia

When you're fucking someone from behind and they seem to be losing interest, pop your finger in your asshole and fish hook 'em in the mouth with it.

"I was really going to town on Martha's hindquarters and suddenly she struck me as corpse-like, I assumed I'd broken her spine and literally fucked her to death, but I had to give her an old fashioned Nova Scotia just to make sure. The good news is she'd simply fallen asleep, the bad news is she bit my finger off."

by Booty Doer Anonymous 25634 June 18, 2013