monthly nosebleed

The male equivalent of female menstruation. This term is used in the context of a male suffering from PMS-type symptoms (eg crabby, moody, aggressive).

Guy 1: What's wrong with you, man? Why are you so pissed off?

Guy 2: Sorry, I must be due for my monthly nosebleed.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

Dutch Nosebleed

When the man cums in the womens nose and it runs out the other nostril.

"When she said she wanted a nosejob I gave her a dutch nosebleed"

by Tranzlater July 15, 2014

Southern Nosebleed

Another phrase for a woman's time of the month.

Dude, I tried going down on my girlfriend and she started having a Southern Nosebleed.

by Supdude8888 August 2, 2014

albino nosebleed

During phalacio a man ejaculates up a girls nose, and the semen slowly drips out creating what looks like a white nosebleed.

"This girls crazy, she actually wanted an albino nosebleed."

by Gresham Prehn January 1, 2009

dirty nosebleed

A friendly gesture in which one person fingers their shithole and jams said crap covered finger into the snotlocker of another. The nose of the recipient then begins to bleed resulting in an explosive stream of blood, snot and poo.

Dirty Red: My asshole itches...

Lil' Be Be: All of this winter weather is causing my nose to dry out....

Dirty Red: JAM!...ha ha....dirty nosebleed....go clean yourself up you stank ass trick....

by Capt Horatio Fellatio January 26, 2011

nosebleeds

A very high stakes poker game where the stakes are so high players will nosebleed because of all the money swings if they are not prepared for it.

- Have you seen Durrrr yesterday in the nosebleeds
- Yeah he lost 2 millions.
- It's unreal man.
- Nosebleeds imo.

by kinghippo423 November 24, 2009

nosebleed

what one gets when a male sees a fucking hot female; an instananeous rush of blood to the nose (and also wordpenis) when one is excited by a member of the opposite sex.

The girl was so fucking hot I had a nosebleed.

by ryoko mitake August 27, 2003