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noodlequeef 

A queef that has the simplicity of a simple pasta but the personality of a noodle, twisting the roots of its clamor to form the sound of a luxurious gust of wind from the vagina of a girlboss.
The noodlequeef made Nic come 24 times!!! It was so loud that he just had to keep going!!!
noodlequeef by Swankykong69 April 27, 2022

noodlegoose 

To pressure someone into eating more food to clean out a serving dish and not have to find some where to put leftovers.
Example: Chelsi noodlegoosed the remaining three servings of chili to Jake, Ron and Michael and now they have a bit of a tummy ache.

NoodleCuckkk 

a beta male, rejected by all women, who does office work at the police station while real men catch criminals
oh know it's a noodlecuckkk
NoodleCuckkk by EyeSawEwe September 13, 2022

Noodleism 

A fake political ideology based on noodles. On the definition of noodleism in Wikipedia: "A misguided or foolish act or idea."
He belives in noodleism, thine mind shall believe in noodleism too
Noodleism by zedzee11010_ November 20, 2023